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Ike was better than Trump at golf and regime change (both derogatory).

Settings ➡️ Apps

In each application, there’s an “allow access to” list. Select “Siri” and it’s there.

Siri Learn from this App Allow Siri to learn from how you use "Bluesky" to make suggestions across apps.

Step 1: make sure this setting is toggled off for every application on your phone.

Creepiest of all, turn it off in messages…

Apple automatically had Siri “learn” from every app in your phone without telling you about a year ago.

Siri Learn from this App Allow Siri to learn from how you use "Bluesky" to make suggestions across apps.

Step 1: make sure this setting is toggled off for every application on your phone.

more mr. nice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.s... • 29m “sure, now what” [Blocked] more mr. nice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.so... • 2m “touché”

Got yourself a clean thread

Of all the vomit in Penn Station’s public restroom, Anthropic is the cutest.

Imagine using a predictive text generator to “select” things to blow up and people to kill.

Shia is gonna bring the bat shard to the brawl.

Too risky. Better just win out to close the season. 😉

What kind of paper trail do these bets leave? Asking for prosecutors in 2029.

39-game winning streak started tonight.

This pretty much covers Twitter’s reaction…

I think you can stretch it back to 1953.

You have to admit “World #1 Brad Marchand fan” is problematic.

We’ve been “at war” with Iran’s imminent/destroyed/imminent/destroyed/imminent nuclear weapons program for 30+ years.

Before that, we were “at war” with Iran becoming a Soviet satellite.

Before that, we were “at war” with Iran not giving the British a monopoly over their oil.

Today would be a great day for an emergency session to pass articles of impeachment.

Heck, any day would be a great day for that.

But today seems really great.

It quacks like a warmonger 🤔

it’s like a voltron of the temu seven dwarves

two men are talking to each other and one of them is saying you keep using that word . ALT: two men are talking to each other and one of them is saying you keep using that word .

“determination to be man of peace”

Speaker Johnson, when asked, will say he’s been busy and hasn’t seen anything about it.

Guilty as charged, though I qualify it as “non-privileged” or “non-attorney work-product” prompts.

Further, the “Department of War” does not legally exist, thus any restrictions on contracts with the DoW are a nullity, as there is nothing to restrict. All DoD contracts remain unaffected.

Sherman Act / Clayton Act sort of thing?

Anthropic would look at “tortious interference with prospective economic relations” against OpenAi, though it’s difficult to prove.

The timing suggests there was no due diligence or parallel negotiations, neither of which is directly relevant for a claim, but could help get by a motion to dismiss.

Does Hegseth even really know what he bought?

Not meant to be rhetorical—is there any indication Hegseth (or anyone in the Trump administration) understands what OpenAi will actually do with their contract?

To make a powerpoint summarizing the attack plan… probably

NHL standings in eastern conference on 11/28/2026. New Jersey Devils in first place.

Eastern conference standings on 2/27/26, Devils second to last.

On 11/28, 24 games into the season, the #NJDevils were 1st in the east.

Today, 35 games later, they are 2nd to last.

Team rankings since 11/28:

Goals: 32
xGF: 12
GF Diff: 32
CF: 3
CF%: 6
PDO: 31

This outrageous outcome may be the only explanation for why Fitz and Keefe still have jobs.

For the safety of the actors and crew, they can’t have real werewolves on set.

Like the NFL, the pharmacies had to change the special teams rules to reduce head injuries.