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Translation: “I don’t support it. I will try to give off these weird moderate vibes because I am in New York. But at the end of the day, I will continue to vote with these fascists and facilitate their fascist objectives.”

NYT Opinions: “Interregnum? Damn near killed ‘em! Why Trump Having the Divine Right of Kings Could Jumpstart the Economy”

Picture of former Notre Dame quarterback Riley Leonard posted by Barstool Irish on the bad place, with descriptors: Tony Rice’s legs, Joe Montana’s NFL career, Ian Book’s toughness, Sam Hartman’s looks, Riley Leonard’s heart, Brady Quinn’s football IQ, and Deshone Kizer’s arm strength.

“Sam Hartman’s looks” is offensive.

Even moreso than “Joe Montana’s NFL career.”

“I’m meek, but I could probably stand to be meeker.”

Golden Retriever on roof.

Sign at White House:

“Please do not be alarmed and do not call the police, the President likes it on the roof. Please don’t offer him food.”

Diddler on the Roof

Fascist advertising on join.ice.gov, trying to convince low-life pieces of shit they are brave if they disappear unarmed innocent people.

That website is wild. Brave?! They’re dressed like cosplay navy seals driving an armored vehicle to the Dunkin’ Donuts in Pasadena.

At least they mix it up. Today, they creatively found a way to lose with infield errors instead of plain old unclutch batting.

Drafting up a class action against the New York Mets for emotional distress and fraudulent inducement after tonight’s debacle.

Are you a fan that was given false hope they could pull off the comeback W? You may be entitled to compensation.

A few months back, the prosecution called an eyewitness teammate who saw most of the events go down and it sunk the case.

“A customer still infuriated by an incorrect sandwich order from a Paterson bakery four years ago stabbed two workers on Thursday and fled, authorities said.”

Immediately updating my will to say that under no circumstances can anyone use AI to use my corpse as a digital sock puppet.

Ah yes, and Brian Kelly called 26 fucking pass plays in this game.

Villanova cornhole boards with Notre Dame leprechaun and monogram bags.

Vicious combination.

Gare, Ron, and Keith think this Mets-Giants game is out-of-hand enough to have a full conversation about their favorite Chinese food restaurants instead of calling the play.

You would think that solving one problem with another (like immigration to alleviate labor shortages and inflation) could be the answer, but alas, racism clouds logic.

But what if I’m getting shot so often that I’m out of cayenne pepper?

Can I use paprika? Or oregano?

Marcus Freeman, Head Coach of Notre Dame football, with Carlos Mendoza, Manager of the New York Mets, at Citi Field.

Can’t believe I missed this gem.

Unfortunately, much of your time in the near future may be dedicated to comparing datasets and unwrapping how they are doctored.

Vibeconomists do not feel great about today’s numbers.

That’s good. Cook those books. Who needs accurate information anyway?

The right is offering for bros to get hella swoll.

“_____________ raped a teenager.”

Welp, that could be anyone. Guess that’s that. Case closed.

What a great free campaign ad for Mamdani—publicizing his refusal to pander to entitled billionaires.

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The wolves are mad because they were expecting heavy metal, but instead they got AC/DC and cable news panels.

Strong job numbers have been crucial in staving off even higher inflation, so if that half of the dual-mandate crumbles, things could get pretty bumpy.

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“Here’s your problem, someone set your AI to pro-labor. You need to set it to ruthless capitalist.”