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@hannahzissou.bsky.social

top 0.005% listener of Marc Rebillet 2023 she/her twitch.tv/hannahzissou

19 Followers  |  41 Following  |  73 Posts  |  Joined: 26.08.2023
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video games are legit just so goated

21.02.2026 17:18 — 👍 700    🔁 70    💬 23    📌 1

Finally saved enough to get a steam deck ♥️ absolutely buzzing man. But why are all the accessories for them so fucking ugly. The Switches have all the good cases. You’re saying because you have a meaty steam deck it means you can’t make it look cute?? Get out

22.02.2026 08:43 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’m so bad at being busy. Please just let me resume my natural state; stationary.

14.02.2026 18:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I got a new phone a few weeks ago, had it for a week, it fell in the bath water and freaked out and now I’m having to pay 300 quid to get it fixed 🤡

14.02.2026 00:22 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Fox Mulder from X-Files saying “Hey, you got to stay alive if you want to stick it to the government”

Fox Mulder from X-Files saying “Hey, you got to stay alive if you want to stick it to the government”

“If you die, you let them off the hook.”

“If you die, you let them off the hook.”

Needed this reminder today.

03.07.2025 22:01 — 👍 25431    🔁 9767    💬 129    📌 182

fish women me, want me fear

12.06.2025 01:41 — 👍 106    🔁 9    💬 3    📌 0
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It’s the Lounging Lady

11.06.2025 06:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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GLICO POCKY

30.04.2025 11:00 — 👍 169    🔁 12    💬 2    📌 0

Project Zomboid is just The Sims for straight men

09.04.2025 21:12 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Had an autism assessment a week ago and they said I don’t meet all the dsm criteria for an autism diagnosis but that it’s very possible I have adhd. Never in my lifetime did I think that would be the outcome

25.03.2025 23:06 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It’s 5.30am and my cat is locked in for Bean Week

25.03.2025 05:27 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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youtube short of me watching the smurfs (2025) trailer on stream is at 4.9m views for some reason so here it is on bluesky

17.03.2025 02:42 — 👍 518    🔁 65    💬 8    📌 0

Ate 7 of them. Nothing comes between me and pancakes

04.03.2025 20:20 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

not the stomach ache just before going out to eat pancakes 😭

04.03.2025 17:26 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

It’s the best day of the year 🥞

04.03.2025 17:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Netflix emailed me to say hey thanks for being a valued member since 2012. Then in the same breath told me they’re increasing my price to 19 quid a month

03.03.2025 04:16 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Omg wait I thought you meant the life and death exp for some reason… I did NOT know this

28.02.2025 20:28 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I did hear about this but it's not like Sims 1 and Sims 3 where you can buy her to have in your house I think. I need her to be cleaning up after my sims and fighting the burglars like the good old days

28.02.2025 17:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’m so glad it wasn’t just me that was mind blown by this

25.02.2025 07:02 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’m just now finding out, at 3:50 am on a Tuesday, that Ned Schneebly created The White Lotus. Icon

25.02.2025 03:50 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

They’re literally burning down the rainforests for this

19.02.2025 07:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Get it together Jeff you fucking idiot

19.02.2025 07:26 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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How does that work then

16.02.2025 16:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Kendrick’s performance was fire but so were his denims. Man knows how to pull off a bootcut flare

10.02.2025 07:25 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Howling at this comment on the Anna Paul apology TikTok vid

04.02.2025 09:09 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I am begging people to stop using the term 'neurospicy'. It's reductive and it's fucking annoying

03.02.2025 14:14 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Flowers getting destroyed by a dog that's demonic in nature

02.02.2025 13:53 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Ok... not ideal

31.01.2025 20:12 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0