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That's right. You got no leg to stand on, Newsom supporters. Shut your hole. We don't need anti trans anti homeless greaseball shit. North Carolina is purple, it's not some blue stronghold.

this gif transcends sports and time, race and creed. every single human being has been here.

A coward, am I? Let’s see you say that to the back of my head as I’m running away

A close-up image of a white cat with a black marking above one eye, giving it an expressive, slightly confused or dazed look. The cat’s eyes appear slightly unfocused, and its mouth is closed with a neutral expression. Overlaid at the top is black text reading, “i will not elaborate,” and at the bottom, “because idk what i just said.”

Lamictal ™️

i have never loved anything as much as the israeli air force loves killing muslim people

they yassified Whit? ugh, this is woke garbage

I think that’s a fair appraisal. dime store Superman

a friend of mine used to say this cartoon turned him gay. he was only half-joking

I am so goddamn sick of the entirety of political solutions on offer in this country being some form of scam or wares peddling

I was just thinking yesterday how annoying it is when someone says "hate is a strong word", like yeah I'm aware, that's why I said it

flight map radar of every airplane avoiding airspace of iran, iraq, syria, etc

zoom in detail showing some crazy planes still in israeli, jordanian, and iraqi airspace

lone airplane flying over iraq

flyadealflight fad260 en route to riyadh

if you just look at the overview, it looks like the airspace is completely empty, but you actually have to zoom in to see what the crazy pilots at budget airline flyadeal are up to

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BLOOD WORK / EPISODE 22

UNCLE JOE’S INSURANCE POLICY: THE HISTORY OF THE AK-47, PART TWO

It’s time to tell the story of Mikhail Kalashnikov, his eponymous gun, the horrors of the Eastern Front, and one of the biggest fumbles in US military history.

ah, but if you did that you might start taking your child's feelings and thoughts about their own identity seriously, and that's way too scary

Troll 3

I can't get over that last thing. Bill Clinton looks like a postmortem photo from the NamUS website, what the fuck is he talking about

imagine living through rap-rock and nu metal and being like, "what could possibly have killed this genre, it must be the CIA"

aww, look at those lil cuddlers

The Chicago rat hole. A rat shaped indent in a slab of sidewalk concrete

this is what they took from you

"listen to local voices" invariably means "listen to this one guy i found who agrees with me that bombing them is good for them"

you’re laughing? iran is lobbing missiles at linkedin mutants, techbros and ufc fighters and you’re laughing?

this reminds me of how much certain Twitter people absolutely loved the phrase “professional managerial class” because they could use it to mean “the nerds at my day job I look down on because I’m scared to death of being like them”

It was basically “comedians who sexually assault people are working class but comedians who are mad about it are petit bourgeois”

more of a problem back in the twitter days because for some weird reason a lot of the rank misogynists i was supposed to tolerate bc they wanted free healthcare havent migrated off the nazi site hm wonder why

"I don't have a single creepy friend" sir your bluesky following list is public

Now unlocked!

speaking of, that reminds me of this joke that @timtoon.com came up with and which I rendered in Photoshop

F tombstone

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‘it would have gone down different if i saw him pulling that shit’ oh yeah?? i’ll pay you fifty dollars if you call your creepiest friend a creep to his face, without pretending to be joking. hell if your honest reaction to that was ‘but i don’t have a single creepy friend’ i’ll make it a cool hundo