custard : just one more tote bag

The third picture with Hyun looking incredibly judgemental in the back says it all. Deserves further textual analysis

Naniwa Danshi sitting on bar stools alllll in a row

Enjoying that even with the levelling of being seated, and his chair being a bit further back than the others, Michieda still towers over the others! The internet seems to place him around 1.8-1.9m which... isn't that tall! How tiny are the other Danshis? What's in that Naniwa water?

Heeeeeere we go!!

I junked tiktok and def junked the shit bird site. Free the divas!

BTW if there are important Diva Moments to review from these lovely people such as in youtube compilation format please let me know. My actual RL job is so busy I have cried a few times today so I am need of great comfort/distraction (as I'm sure everyone can tell from constant posting)

Yes, beautiful red eyeliner of ghostly murder

Looking sick is the feature not the bug! I also have a big primary colour red eyeliner that I like a lot. Bought it because of Wen Kexing if you are familiar with Ghost Valley Boss

Yah I didn't watch Boys Planet (urghhh boys en masse? I can smell the Lynx from here) so never know who managed to crawl out of that or not, but given Wumuti used it as a recruiting ground I'll have to give it some credit! I also realised I've been confusing AHOF with &TEAM. Oopsie poopsie!

What colour are your lashes? Mine are very dark so it has to be a strong colour to show. Hilariously enough I found I use the same foundation shade as Wumuti which seems... a bit bonkers, but hey, I'm taking that as we ACTUALLY have a deep and meaningful bond - Wumuti just doesn't know it yet

I haven't figured out glowy and shiny skin yet. Possibly margarine?

XLOV wumuti blowing smoochy smoochies

XLOV wumuti doing bunny ears behind someone I do not know but who I guess won the show, someone from AHOF? I don't know! You tell me!

RIP the Show. I enjoy spotting my faves walking off in the group send-off, but couldn't spot XLOV earlier. The chat was going wild. WHERE ARE XLOV? Luckily we can always rely on Boss Wumuti to 👏 take 👏 her 👏moment 👏!!

In other news - I made a hard-g GIF! That was fun, might make some more in future

BTW does anyone else read this gyaru inner arm slap move as, well, um, shall we say a bit... 'shooting range', or is it just me? Like chichi devayne's controversial one shot of adrenaline move. What with this and 'Muti licking up the unknown white powder I mean I'm just saying - what! It's all fine!

I'm not sure what it does for me really, but I haven't really bothered with it a lot. Boss 'muti does the eyelash curler/mascara aaaand fake lash shebang, but I draw the line at putting glue near my eyes. Yes all drag queens and 'mutimuti do it fine but I do not trust it

Today my aegyosal pen arrived! But I didn't think of the small fact that I don't actually know what to do with it SO tonight I will look at tutorials of shiny faced childwomen (hm if only there was a word for this!) on t'internet

Now I've learnt about aegyosal I see it everywhere. So my next makeup thing to understand is "soap brows" and "powder brows". Literally have never understood eyebrow fashions (THEY'RE JUST EYEBROWS), but am glad I didn't jump in on the plucking them all out thing of the 00s at least. Mild win!

I hear that the whole family LOVES Smiley Culture

I'm here for this artist knee protection! Save #wumutiknees!

And then no mention of intarsia being hard? Or even what it... is?! Luny beyond measure. #gameofwool

Pretty sure I still twist stitches wrong in yarn overs somehow but I literally never remember which is right or wrong sooooo meh? I don't knit for others anymore! #gameofwool

"moss stitch is the hardest to get right..."

Ummmmm? It's just offset k1p1 repeats?! Hrrngh?! #gameofwool

Holger! Is! Right! #gameofwool

It might as well be!

I need a freak probably deserved quite higher but with that name it was a push to even put them as high as I did, sorry folks but they'll probably do well enough anyway!

Finally cast my votes, and I will reveal them straightaway! No element of mystery with THIS custard. I had to keep going back going, really? No parking on the dance floor so high? But even on repeated listens to REALLY make sure... the traffic inspector ruled in its favour

And whilst I'm talking TO MYSELF about XLOV MAKEUP, AGAIN, those overdrawn lips on Rui! Whoo! Either overdrawn lips, or sooooomeone has been to Doctor Zizmor/A Kardashian (yes I get most of my makeup intel from drag queenz or recently Wumuti who is in a category of their own)

The amount of highlighter they put on Hyun in particular is ridic. I'm going to have to start calling it hyunlighter.

Anyway I actually looked for 'highlighter' myself in the shop yesterday but got *utterly* confused between powders and sticks and sometimes it is a contour or a bronzer so gave up

Xlov cheering guide screenshot. They are sitting in a white room in front of a white table. Caption reads "and my heart goes dang ;-)

Lyric of the year from XLOV #dangwatch

I don't think I've ever explained #dangwatch here yet, have i? Yabai ヤバイ

Thank you to the chemist for being shut, didn't need my prescription anyway*. Instead I now have a mug tree, pickle jar, hefty steel khalbatta and a free pot of topsoil. It'll do...?

*the hilarious joke is that I'm overdue it anyway 😭 researching moving to postal delivery, yes...

I've got my shortlist but need to listen again to order them