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Breathe! Drink up and organise! The best Doctor Who episode is Face of Evil. (IS IT? MAYBE!) hosted #UnCoolPokemon50 in 2024. If you are an old git and stan XLOV, apply here to join Wumuti's Wine Aunties club

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excellent! how tempted am I to send $15 and insist you combine the lot. you'd have to put sherlock in elephant trousers and maybe jessie could be the first female DONE RIGHT in bbc sherlock (who isn't una stubbs) and and and and

04.03.2026 11:15 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

For once I have remembered it is a Monday and 10pm and am prepared to settle down with cracking the cryptic and blue prince! They finally made BEEP clear to me in the last episode. (a puzzle that I did using a walk through but EVEN WITH THE SOLUTION I couldn't understand it). Thank you CTC!

02.03.2026 21:55 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The huge hoops are a power move

02.03.2026 21:51 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Xlov wumuti with fluffy curling bright yellow hair midway through being styled

Xlov wumuti with fluffy curling bright yellow hair midway through being styled

I'm pretty sure this was my haircut given to me the week before I started high school. Needless to say I didn't pull it off as well as wumuti and still feel vaguely traumatised by it. Perhaps this photo could be start of a healing journey? Pass the wine please...

02.03.2026 13:10 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

"plot"?

but yes it was there! Seems like you might need a third watch! KB best villain!!

28.02.2026 21:33 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Ever green! Eh eh vergreeeeeeen!

28.02.2026 21:32 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Still waiting for that musical about Korean food. Although maybe it's delayed after SEROTONIN bust the door wide open (featuring my hilarious joke about teh wedding present)

28.02.2026 21:20 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Who? I only know the Jay. You know? The one from San Diego? we stan #tigerlove in this um bsky replies thread. Me and Rie!!

28.02.2026 21:13 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Will you be our second customer??

28.02.2026 20:57 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I hope they don't ruin it by getting a third song before April!

28.02.2026 20:55 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Whereas we wouldn't give onlyoneof a copy of SEROTONIN i feel no qualms about forcing a copy of our zine (name and contents TBD) on Kenny. In fact he may be our only customer...

28.02.2026 20:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Yes what shall we call it?! 2CHORUS?

28.02.2026 20:53 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

For London not the place of Swedish sewing machines

28.02.2026 20:39 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Alas I report back that I caved and bought a ticket!

28.02.2026 20:38 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

See if you'd just played blue prince these mysterious doors would not be a problem for you!

Provided you'd sorted your BEEP and your BEEP economy, of course

28.02.2026 20:00 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Me too!! Shame he hardly ever uses the bed, but I REFUSE to put it away!

27.02.2026 18:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

They should get a Canada dry sponsorship and wear their Canadian tuxedos one more time!

27.02.2026 18:53 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The next one coming up has more of your five a day content, easier on the guts than the last two! I think they're reliant on hotel breakfast buffets for the healthy option, which is saying something

27.02.2026 18:52 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

To celebrate XLOV in Europe (altho they're gone now), I'm copying Wumuti's meals!
-shin ramyun
-ginger ale

Wasn't sure if I liked ginger ale, but turns out it is literally delicious. Plus bonus PROF in the noodle bed!!!

27.02.2026 18:19 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0
[BEHIND] QQQ 1st MINI ALBUM [QtoresQ] JACKET BTS
YouTube video by QQQ [BEHIND] QQQ 1st MINI ALBUM [QtoresQ] JACKET BTS

Oh, QQQ! They have a blue tarpaulin and a dream! Sleeveless hoodies always make me feel freezing, so I had to go and put a cardigan on...

Amazing scenes seeing Jisung doing something which isn't having an aesthetic coffee and slice of cake. And I've missed Nine!!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKFe...

27.02.2026 12:32 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I say boy groups, 2 out of 3 of QQQ are in their THIRTIES! My word! More of this sort of thing tbh!

27.02.2026 12:28 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Well this might be an interesting way of spending a mildly unmotivated Friday afternoon at work? Only problem is I don't think I've got enough brain to understand spreadsheets. Anyway, my campaign to get QQQ into the 2026 running starts here (boy groups seem less popular with these voters, minid)

27.02.2026 12:27 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

But I've seen the clip where they fondle mushrooms in a box, surely that's the pinnacle of achievement?

26.02.2026 23:22 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Roast a head of garlic and I could eaaasily eat that on toast (or by the spoon)

26.02.2026 21:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

in other news i have gone back to do some more work this evening, fueled by inhaling a WHOLE garlic baguette in approximately two seconds. there's power in a union (where the union is me + bread)

26.02.2026 18:24 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Now, I admit I am used to seeing XLOV rui in full geish, and I never watched boys planet (there are enough of them on this planet imho) but have just watched some old rui clips and did they somehow... put the OPPOSITE of makeup on him?? those poor boys, on that planet!!! ...at least we have xlov now

26.02.2026 18:23 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

PS big fuzzy guitar line also goes with BIG FUZZY BASS THRUM which is #custardnip, top marks to QQQ, February is saved! Big old kpop answer to Unpretty? (Big ask but I shall consider it!)

26.02.2026 11:25 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Velociraptor is so surprisingly good I've actually blocked out what other songs Kasabian did out of sheer irrelevance. Oh there was Fire, very much in the 'could soundtrack a made in chelsea' vein wasn't it. (I kinda think this is complimentary and offatime, like my mimpsy friends Bastille and M83)

26.02.2026 11:20 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Have I just realised that the fuzzy guitar riff I like in the new QQQ song is a litttle bit like like the fuzzy guitar riff in VELOCIRAPTOR by Kasabian?

I think I have!

PS Velociraptor is great and by far my favourite Kasabian song. "he's gonna FIND ya! he's gonna KILL ya! he's gonna EAT ya!"🦖

26.02.2026 11:18 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
A graph telling me that abscissa is the x value in a pair of co-ordinates
Who knew?

A graph telling me that abscissa is the x value in a pair of co-ordinates Who knew?

The prof, a fluffy tabby cat, looks deeply into the camera. He care not for maths

The prof, a fluffy tabby cat, looks deeply into the camera. He care not for maths

25.02.2026 20:52 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0