@procyonspl.bsky.social
chronic splatoon flex player, musician, nature enthusiast, and (future) college student Sommerzeit S2 ☀️ | Malibu S3 🌊 (pfp by kinnut, banner by oyasumilunachan)
Look up North Dakota in gifs and count how many of them are gay
16.11.2025 22:43 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0back in 98 i was known as the mean lean mankissing machine
15.11.2025 21:20 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I must lock in harder than the monks of Tibet
09.11.2025 21:06 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I'll order the crumbs to go, please!
02.11.2025 17:39 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Form a pickup with me no balls we run it
31.10.2025 03:50 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0a large bowl of tomato soup wit da breadsticks
25.10.2025 03:09 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0news got me like
24.10.2025 23:44 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This is EXACTLY what I like to hear!
24.10.2025 01:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0dommy mommy type shi
23.10.2025 02:19 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0This is what 20 inches and a dream can do to a mf
19.10.2025 17:26 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0When the hitbox is as big as your tatas‼️ 🤩
17.10.2025 23:25 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Seasonal depression be hittin like a semi truck full of dairy cows but instead of producing milk the dairy cows are producing smaller semi trucks with smaller dairy cows but the smaller semi trucks and smaller dairy cows have the same weight mass as the regular semi trucks and regular dairy cows
15.10.2025 01:55 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0You woke her up! TWO POINTS!
04.10.2025 03:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Yalllll look at my friend's cute art :3
30.09.2025 03:32 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0just finished drawing family guy yaoi with the homies
28.09.2025 19:47 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0handing out tylenols this halloween to scare away the republicans
24.09.2025 22:39 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0what the flark
24.09.2025 22:36 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0fnaf foxy twerk jumpscare bass boosted vineboom in 1080p
20.09.2025 02:42 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
20.09.2025 00:01 — 👍 6 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0
I tell you, that individual just can't stop grungling
18.09.2025 02:36 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0tri slosher? hah.... more like FREAK slosher!!! :pregnant_emoji:
18.09.2025 02:35 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
#compsplatoon Last Saturday, Washed won our FIRST tournament, and I'm not talking bronze or silver bracket! We crawled our way through losers without dropping a match into a terrifying 3-2 Grand Finals, then a 3-0 Bracket Reset. It's only fitting we show up a week after our one year anniversary!
17.09.2025 22:26 — 👍 54 🔁 15 💬 6 📌 1
ggs my goats
14.09.2025 05:50 — 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0But doctor.... I am THE Grungler!!!
13.09.2025 01:59 — 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0I'm a racc girl I'm biting your ankles omnomnomnomnom >:3
03.09.2025 01:25 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Trespassing, vandalizing, several counts of battery, and driving without a valid license
02.09.2025 23:39 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0YES PEAK CHARACTER
31.08.2025 22:46 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Call my enperries "lactose" the way I make you shit your fucking pants
25.08.2025 03:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
They call me Midas the way I turned my iron rank into gold
23.08.2025 20:58 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
