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Lance Eteryu

@lanceeteryu.bsky.social

Dorky and lewd dragonsune. 32, he/him, no minors DMs are open

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Bet~

05.03.2026 04:40 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Bowels make good sleeping bags anyway... And if I end up adding to that ass, worth it

05.03.2026 04:16 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

see, that implies I'd want to get out...

05.03.2026 04:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeahhhhh boomers are somethin' else

05.03.2026 03:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That there's a hole I'd dive right on into

05.03.2026 03:32 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Another lounging loaf for your consideration...

05.03.2026 03:02 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

the weird part is the moment I turn on a VPN that I downloaded for free, the slow free servers are INSTANT discord call connections. VRchat still suffers a lil but it's SIGNIFICANTLY better. It makes me feel like I'm being throttled.

05.03.2026 02:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Accurate place to put kessmia, knowing her

05.03.2026 02:36 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

cw: distressed prey//

her ass isn’t even watching πŸ«©πŸ’” guess the burrito is more important

04.03.2026 23:06 β€” πŸ‘ 194    πŸ” 43    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm tired of being gaslit and scolded for not thinking the US is the greatest country in the world

04.03.2026 22:58 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
04.03.2026 20:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1091    πŸ” 177    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 1

I'm always down to be eeveelution food

04.03.2026 23:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

internet connections are stupid. For some reason VRchat won't work properly with my internet now(I was just on two days ago, and it was fine), and joining discord calls is a gamble if it even works without waiting for like five minutes or more to connect. It's only those two. And it's stupid.

04.03.2026 22:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Article full of baseless speculation from "Tech4Gamers"

Windows 12 Reportedly Set for Release This Year as a Fully Modular, Subscription-Based, AI-Focused OS
By
Shaheer Zahid

Article full of baseless speculation from "Tech4Gamers" Windows 12 Reportedly Set for Release This Year as a Fully Modular, Subscription-Based, AI-Focused OS By Shaheer Zahid

I wanted to come back to the biggest reason this thing is fake that people might not understand: the NPU.

Here's a rough list of those that are actually available, and if you look close you'll notice something: the vast majority are for mobile devices.

www.cpu-monkey.com/en/cpu_bench...

04.03.2026 21:46 β€” πŸ‘ 166    πŸ” 90    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 5
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Keep Android Open Advocating for Android as a free, open platform for everyone to build apps on.

Please, PLEASE, be loud about this topic, Android being open is what makes it useful, you own your phone and you should be able to install apps from wherever you wish to, don't let Google tell you what's allowed on the device you payed for!

keepandroidopen.org

03.03.2026 16:30 β€” πŸ‘ 2196    πŸ” 2205    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 30

The takeaway is 900 people can afford to give millions of americans $3k

04.03.2026 21:29 β€” πŸ‘ 27    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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CW #vore #mawshot #endo

Wouldn't you want to lay on this soft tongue of mine? Enjoy those swirly lines while you feel my warm breath all over you. Keeping you away from any cold. You will be neatly tucked away. All safe and sound and mine.

Made by the insanely skilled bsky.app/profile/orok...

04.03.2026 18:38 β€” πŸ‘ 91    πŸ” 24    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

Cat preds are good though so based

04.03.2026 04:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Here's something @caramelion.bsky.social gifted me a while back! Despite the fact I have a couple of evil fennec pictures...I'm actually like, 99 percent prey-brained.

(Any kind of cat pred is top tier for me honestly...) #vore

04.03.2026 04:26 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

bweh. Brain's starting to be dumb. Gonna head to bed a bit early I think

04.03.2026 03:36 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Backlog #vore #digestion

Got a hold of @thechosenbatderg.bsky.social and crammed them into my lower gut! Right to work on claiming him for myself, spinning that collar of his around my finger...whether he wanted this or not doesn't matter at this point. He is π™’π™žπ™£π™š~

Artist is Techno--Raptor on FA!

04.03.2026 02:56 β€” πŸ‘ 124    πŸ” 20    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Me every day, genuinely

04.03.2026 02:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It is always morally okay to pirate Nintendo games.

04.03.2026 02:34 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

sending hugs your way friend. I hope your mood improves soon >.<

04.03.2026 01:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I really let myself get too heated sometimes. Bleh. And not in the horny heated.

04.03.2026 01:00 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Resist β€˜dangerous and socially unacceptable’ age checks for social media, scientists warn Computer scientists are campaigning against the global march toward age checks online.

I joined 300+ security and privacy academics in calling for a global pause on online age verification: www.politico.eu/article/age-...

03.03.2026 20:57 β€” πŸ‘ 185    πŸ” 100    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

I'm glad I haven't gotten any of these issues yet but... I'm probably jumping ship if they continue on the path they're going and release windows 12 to be what the rumors say...

04.03.2026 00:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I love the color scheme, and she's very pretty~

04.03.2026 00:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Heya! Me and my partner Milo are gonna be looking for someone to room with at Anthrocon this year!

If you're going and would like to do the same, please feel free to message me!! Hotel booking starts on the 10th, I wanna be on top of it c:

03.03.2026 23:51 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0