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Lance Eteryu

@lanceeteryu.bsky.social

Dorky and lewd dragonsune. 32, he/him, no minors DMs are open

253 Followers  |  274 Following  |  1,900 Posts  |  Joined: 28.09.2023  |  1.9986

Latest posts by lanceeteryu.bsky.social on Bluesky

Bro I am so fucking scared

04.12.2025 02:57 β€” πŸ‘ 26    πŸ” 61    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Dark ageplay: taking the keys and placing them somewhere it will take you 30 mins to find

04.12.2025 06:24 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
"I'm havin a breakdown," says one crudely-drawn stick figure to another. "You'll be OK," says the second. The first stick figure exclaims, "AGGHHH", and collapses. His head and outstretched arms and legs spell out the letters O-K.

"I'm havin a breakdown," says one crudely-drawn stick figure to another. "You'll be OK," says the second. The first stick figure exclaims, "AGGHHH", and collapses. His head and outstretched arms and legs spell out the letters O-K.

You’ll Be OK

03.12.2025 17:41 β€” πŸ‘ 11650    πŸ” 3193    πŸ’¬ 52    πŸ“Œ 69
A bug is resting on a single snowflake, unknowingly drifting right into Mistle’s open mouth.

A bug is resting on a single snowflake, unknowingly drifting right into Mistle’s open mouth.

If you’re small enough, hitching a ride on a snowflake seems fun!
…As long as you make sure no one around is β€œcatching” snowflakes.

03.12.2025 17:13 β€” πŸ‘ 475    πŸ” 134    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 2

Decided to give myself a dedicated pred sona 🀭

Looks like she came across some fuel while out on a jog!

03.12.2025 02:31 β€” πŸ‘ 716    πŸ” 147    πŸ’¬ 28    πŸ“Œ 0
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That..... isnt... an apple... you cant just swa..... oh.... he.. did >///> lucky ball.....

02.12.2025 22:51 β€” πŸ‘ 443    πŸ” 90    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 0
Echo giving Soul an ass bath~

Echo giving Soul an ass bath~

CW : Vore , AV
Being a kobold plug isn't so bad u//u <3

02.12.2025 05:37 β€” πŸ‘ 109    πŸ” 26    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0

This is DEFCON 1 priority, y'all. Call your senators, reps, call your friends and tell them to call their senators and reps about this. Call your grandma and tell her to call her senators and reps about this.

What we have here will be *gone* if these bills pass.

02.12.2025 04:38 β€” πŸ‘ 2557    πŸ” 3002    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 16

>///> well unfortunately the timing is not the best though because I have to sleep for early work tomorrow...

02.12.2025 03:52 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yesss it really is

02.12.2025 03:43 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Definitely more on the being in a belly side x3

02.12.2025 03:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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cw: #vore #digestion
Shoutout to that one time I destroyed two people at once that was pretty cool.

🎨: @thespetree.bsky.social

02.12.2025 01:31 β€” πŸ‘ 63    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œAI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to

01.12.2025 23:29 β€” πŸ‘ 21447    πŸ” 8659    πŸ’¬ 188    πŸ“Œ 279

Frustrated with my brain tonight

02.12.2025 00:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So many vorny thoughts right now... Want to be vorny but bweh

02.12.2025 00:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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For Okzero (Fa) #Vore

01.12.2025 19:37 β€” πŸ‘ 245    πŸ” 38    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah they desperately need that here...

01.12.2025 19:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

yeah, I don't want to mute people I want to see regular posts from- Especially if it's a friend. But it's getting damn frustrating seeing friends repost IRL dick/belly without tagging with a Quote repost

01.12.2025 19:37 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Even more so, if folks are reposting they should also follow that rule if the original post isn't. It's ridiculous how many times I've run into stuff I'm not into or RL pictures that I do not wish to see on my timeline because a friend reposted it.

01.12.2025 19:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Banging my pots and pans again to remind people to be courteous in the world of kink spaces; artists and commissioners, please tag your stuff with # for easy muting!

And people who hate that stuff, BLOCK/MUTE!

You gotta meet each other halfway and curate your spaces accordingly. Block and move on.

01.12.2025 19:11 β€” πŸ‘ 76    πŸ” 28    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

CW disposal rot13

V jnaan znxr lbh phz sebz zl erznvaf fyvqvat bhg bs lbhe nffubyr >///>

01.12.2025 18:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Screenshot of Firebot Archipelago showing a Hints counter with a progress bar beneath it

Screenshot of Firebot Archipelago showing a Hints counter with a progress bar beneath it

Another new feature coming to the next update of Firebot Archipelago: a Hints counter with a progress bar showing how close you are to getting anther hint

#Firebot #Archipelago #Development

01.12.2025 01:36 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

>> << >>

Also shameless statement: Birthday's on the 5th.

01.12.2025 18:36 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

saaaaaaaaaaaaame

01.12.2025 18:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
01.12.2025 07:07 β€” πŸ‘ 49    πŸ” 16    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

.....I feel like I'm in danger...

01.12.2025 06:02 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ooooh, looking good~

01.12.2025 04:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

vorny very good

01.12.2025 02:02 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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cw - Anal Vore

Tfw he gets you, and the only air u get is the sweaty butt :3c (also sorry i recently had to wipe a ton of stuff on my pc and lost my settings and brushes on art, so i only recently started picking up art again...)

01.12.2025 01:57 β€” πŸ‘ 112    πŸ” 17    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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