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Houston sports apologist | πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ Half-gay half-Texan | Furry twimbo

18 Followers  |  58 Following  |  89 Posts  |  Joined: 25.01.2025  |  1.9392

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18 innings... 18 INNINGS. At this point the Dodgers might just pluck 90-year old Sandy Koufax out of the crowd and let him get a few outs.

28.10.2025 06:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Not a Giants fan but I had to

10.10.2025 16:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Luckily this app is still small/chill enough to where it's almost exclusively either furries or liberal wine aunts, and while the latter can be painfully cringe I will still take it over whatever the hell is going on over in Threads any day.

02.10.2025 02:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I know, I should know better than to expect a sane take on fucking Reddit, but good GOD this is painful to see. This is a child's perspective on sports. Kindly shut the fuck up and stop policing what gear CJ Stroud can/can't wear.

25.09.2025 04:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The more time progresses, the more I realize how one-of-a-kind I am in terms of being the least uptight sports fan in all of Houston

24.09.2025 22:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

If I see that dogshit AI slop "Come and ride the float" ad again when I try to watch a football game I'm going to firebomb a walmart

15.09.2025 03:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What can be said other than he died doing what he loved: sucking the dick of the NRA. Such a shame that he wasn't ready when they shot their load

10.09.2025 21:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Crazy how Charlie Kirk got murdered in an act of gun violence when he was the one who said in 2023 that A few gun deaths per year were worth it to keep the 2nd Amendment.

Oh how the turntables

10.09.2025 21:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Tron Ares has such a funny concept to me, "We Created the most advanced AI Humanoid robot ever" and it's just fucking Jared Leto

07.09.2025 20:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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For what its worth, this is how I would realign the league:
Astros still dominate their division, but I try to prioritize fostering regional rivalries

20.08.2025 01:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The Astros are about to dominate their division the next 20 years if this happens

20.08.2025 00:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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Unc still got it

17.08.2025 03:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Imagine the Brewers tank and end up missing the playoffs after this crazy surge

13.08.2025 05:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Heartbreaking: The Worst Person You Know Just Made a Great Point

18.07.2025 23:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Like why are the players' names on the opposite side of the score. Why is there a massive watermark on the top right. I don't understand how anyone could make something THIS BAD. All of the other scorebugs are so good. How is this possible.

14.07.2025 02:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I have unfortunately just been made aware of this horrendous scorebug by the Texas Rangers' broadcast. Oh my fucking God this is bad. Like REALLY bad. It's even worse than FOX's new Super Bowl scorebug.

14.07.2025 02:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I say this in full condidence alongside the fact that I have never, and probably will never use purpur. I will be the first to admit that I have no idea what the fuck to do with purpur

08.07.2025 05:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My Minecraft hot take is that there are no bad or "unusable" blocks, you just don't know how to use them well.

08.07.2025 05:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Redditors after commenting "r/leopardsatemyface" below a video of a Texan family being swept away by floodwaters:

07.07.2025 04:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

But one thing I do know is that they were all real people with real lives and experiences just as complex and nuanced as you or I. Nobody is immune to propaganda.

Nobody is born racist. Nobody is born bigoted. Nobody is born a Trump supporter. End of story.

07.07.2025 03:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

So I am not going to stand by and treat this as anything short of a fucking tragedy. For all I know, one of my goddamn neighbors could've died. One of my *friends*. I have no idea who died in the floods, nor do I know their background. (5/?)

07.07.2025 03:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I was born and raised in rural Texas. I go to college here. I am honored to be able to say that I have a friend group of almost exclusively LGBTQ+ people. This state is far from a monolith. I, of all people, have firsthand experience. (1/?)

07.07.2025 03:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It pains my heart stronger than most things have in my 19 years of life to see urban, northern "leftists" turn their nose up from their ivory tower and act as if they have any shred of an idea what people from the rural south are like. (1/?)

07.07.2025 03:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Even if it was exclusively horrible people who were killed by the floods, don't act like they got what they "deserved". Southern≠Rural, and even then, these are not mindless drones we are talking about. These are real people who vote how they vote because of centuries of propaganda. (1/?)

07.07.2025 03:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

At least 1/4 of the known dead, and a significant portion of those still missing, are FUCKING. CHILDREN. You ghouls. This is not some sort of "divine retribution". Nobody at a random summer camp deserves to drown because of who their parents *may* have voted for.

07.07.2025 03:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Just putting this out there, because I *already* see redditors spewing shit about the floods...

If you call yourself a "leftist" and yet have the balls to laugh or even pull the same tired "Leopards ate my face" card in response to people dying, from the bottom of my heart, fuck you. (1/?)

07.07.2025 03:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The "thoughts and prayers" are sure to help this time.

07.07.2025 03:23 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

People will always say "Don't politicise this tragedy" when they stand to lose ground as a direct result of it.
Republicans say the Exact. Same. Things. when a racist gunman directly inspired by THEIR BIGOTED RHETORIC goes into a school or grocery store and murders dozens.
Here they go again...

07.07.2025 00:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Texas Republicans voted to gut severe weather warning systems to fund a tax cut for Trump, and only days later 70+ of the very constituents that voted for them are killed in flooding.

Those Republicans are now blaming the same programs they gutted for its failure to provide adequate warning.

07.07.2025 00:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

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