*Googles*
Aha! TBH I am not much of a console jockey. I discovered the Unix shell in the 1980s & the novelty has long worn off by now.
Give me scalable antialiased fonts or give me... er... a monochrome screen, but I'm not going back to the terminal, TVM.
09.03.2026 21:47 β
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Vulture rediscovers RSS to dull the pain of the modern web
opinion: Feeds are alive, well and can help deshittify things
Vulture rediscovers RSS to dull the pain of the modern web
www.theregister.com/2026/03/09/r...
Feeds are alive, well and can help de-enshittify things
<- by me on @theregister.com
09.03.2026 20:50 β
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LibreOffice learns to speak Markdown in version 26.2
: Plain-text fans rejoice as Writer gains native CommonMark import and export
LibreOffice learns to speak Markdown in version 26.2
www.theregister.com/2026/03/09/m...
Plain-text fans rejoice as Writer gains native CommonMark import and export
<- by me on @theregister.com
09.03.2026 14:31 β
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Title: "The Haters"
panel 1.
Two round characters sit in a cinema.
Yellow blob "I hate this!"
Red Blob "Me too!"
Panel 2.
They have left the cinema
Red blob "I hated every minute of that film! It was nothing like the book!"
Panel 3.
"Did you like the book?" asks Yellow.
Red replies "I hated it!" then asks "You?"
Panel 4.
Yellow blob "I've not read it. I hated the film purely on its own merits."
Panel 5.
Red blob "I'll lend you my copy."
Yello blob"That's very kind."
Panel 6.
Caption: "Later"
Yellow, reading the book "I hate this!"
Red (happily) "I knew you would!!"
"the Haters" my books cartoon for this week's @theguardian.com
09.03.2026 14:30 β
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The View From RSS
What the web looks like when you subscribe to 2,000 RSS feeds.
The View From RSS
buff.ly/t4kAL8y
What the web looks like when you subscribe to 2,000 RSS feeds.
<- this causedΒ me to reconfigure 2 RSS readers (Thunderbird & NetNewsWire) for the 1st time this century. Good stuff. I'll report back if I keep using themβ¦
09.03.2026 13:40 β
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The Brand Age
"The Brand Age"
bit.ly/4sqc8uL
<- I learned quite a lot from Paul Graham's latest essay: about watches, branding, sales models, & more. Nothing much about computers. Makes a pleasant change.
09.03.2026 09:53 β
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musician Gary Numan, born March 8, 1958, aged 68
actor Gary Oldman, born March 21, 1958, aged 67
Happy Gary Retrograde everyone!
The next two weeks are the only two weeks out of the year when Gary Numan is older than Gary Oldman
08.03.2026 15:37 β
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Some people are apparently claiming that Silicon Valley Tech Bros have consciousness, like normal humans.
As someone who studies these issues carefully, I can assure you that this is an utterly preposterous claim. Yes, they can mimic humans, but they are fundamentally incapable of original thought.
08.03.2026 20:51 β
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Oh, it *is* WINE, just an alternative way of packaging and using it, as I understand it.
08.03.2026 21:16 β
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Eggs-ACT-ley.
08.03.2026 18:12 β
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Yes, I've tried it. TBH I don't get the point.
ISTM the theory is that by keeping each Win app isolated, they don't interfere.
In practice, the way to get recalcitrant apps to work is to install real Windows dependencies, from ODBC to C/C++ runtimes etc. & you _want_ to share that stuff.
08.03.2026 18:11 β
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Firefox
Firefox is no longer supported on Windows 8.1 and below.
Workers who love βsynergizing paradigmsβ might be bad at their jobs
buff.ly/92W8dhy
<- new research from Cornell, supplying evidence to what many have surely known for decades
08.03.2026 16:23 β
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She Came Out of the Bathroom Naked, Employee Says
Bank details, sex and naked people who seem unaware they are being recorded. Behind Metaβs new smart glasses lies a hidden workforce, uneasy about peering into the most intimate parts of otherβ¦
She Came Out of the Bathroom Naked, Employee Says
buff.ly/BrpAU0e
Bank details, sex and naked people who seem unaware they are being recorded. Behind Metaβs new smart glasses lies a hidden workforce, uneasy about peering into the most intimate parts of other peopleβs lives.
08.03.2026 13:40 β
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PageMaker and Aldus founder, pioneer Paul Brainerd 1947-2026
blog.adafruit.com/2026/03/04/p...
<- a personal hero of mine. Aldus had more taste in design than Adobe ever could aspire to.
07.03.2026 19:21 β
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Re pubs, yes, me too. :-)
My very limited experience of octogenarians and hi tech is that a few of them take to it like ducks to water...
07.03.2026 18:32 β
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YOU JUST REVEIVED
ex program, en farm
YOU JUST REVEIVED
buff.ly/C6QfbXg
This post is dedicated to the nameless Vodafone employee watching over me and my family and blessing us with an abundance of free minutes.
07.03.2026 13:40 β
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It's really weird watching friends of mine, some younger than me, turn into Old People.
But you are of course completely correct in all respects.
Last year I asked a mate in Brno for a pub recommendation near my hotel in Manchester.
"What kind?" he asked, reasonably.
"Am old man's pub."
07.03.2026 11:31 β
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Georges Perec
This wild & crazy guy was born 90 years ago today
07.03.2026 10:44 β
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Wounded man staggers into bedroom. Woman stuffs body into one cupboard. A different body falls out of another cupboard. Dog runs through room followed by a squealing maid. Dog has severed hand in mouth. Dog refuses to give it back.
07.03.2026 09:59 β
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The L in "LLM" Stands for Lying
Questioning the frame of inevitability in use of AI
The L in "LLM" Stands for Lying
buff.ly/0xjOjQI
LLMs do something very specific: they allow individuals to make forgeries of their own potential output, or that of someone else, faster than they could make it themselves.
<- Steve "Acko" Wittens is good at explaining. This does it well.
07.03.2026 09:53 β
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Oh, hey, @doctorow.pluralistic.net is now on Bluesky!
06.03.2026 20:40 β
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US state laws push age checks into the operating system
: Bad legislation, but an especially big headache for FOSS
US state laws push age checks into the operating system
www.theregister.com/2026/03/06/o...
Bad legislation, but an especially big headache for FOSS
<- by me on @theregister.com
06.03.2026 16:52 β
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