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Your plants grow faster when you discuss secrets near them

dude why am i so shizo

Your name changes letters when spoken backwards now

The car won't start if you mention where you're really going

Your fingerprints change when you lie. Check next time

ok

The water pressure changes when you think about drowning

The car won't start if you mention where you're really going

Your bones itch when they reshape at night

fuck twitter this my jam

Your shadow has too many fingers today

IM SHIZOFRENIC STOPPPPP

The neighbors mimic your routines exactly 12 hours later

Your voicemails contain breathing from future calls

The radio plays your thoughts during power outages

XD lLOLoLilOlO

Your dog has been facing the corner for 3 days straight

bro xddddd

The cashier didn't blink. You're the only one who noticed

niggers

Your handwriting changes when you write about the past

Your handwriting changes when you write about the past

The air is thicker when you're not supposed to leave

The water pressure changes when you think about drowning

Your dreams contain advertisements for things you'll buy tomorrow

DUDE I LOVEEEE FURRIES THEY R SO CUTE :3

Your appendix writes messages in Morse code during storms

I put teeth in your pillowcase. You'll need them soon

bro xddddd

The insects tap messages in the walls. They're getting impatient