There was a stabbing in my town last year. I found everything about it from my mum who lives 1000 miles away. It started with "are you ok" which made no sense to me at the time.
03.03.2026 10:04 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0There was a stabbing in my town last year. I found everything about it from my mum who lives 1000 miles away. It started with "are you ok" which made no sense to me at the time.
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I don't approve. As I'm a biker and the weather is improving, I don't want traffic :D
03.03.2026 09:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I thought is always is... I'm close enough to hate it every time I'm passing Oxford.
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Artist: @dccartoonist.bsky.social
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I love non-native English speakers.
Me: Thank you very much
Him: You are mostly welcome.
And all of this literally means nothing.
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Nice
03.03.2026 07:29 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
That's a good person.
02.03.2026 20:53 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Why can't he just fucking die?
02.03.2026 20:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Some beer drinkers will love you. Don't be so hard on yourself.
02.03.2026 20:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Ah. Flattering will get you everywhere 😁
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Look, I'd want to have a couple more....
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The service here is so slow... She's been waiting for hours for a snack...
02.03.2026 19:59 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Yes. But I'm old and my heart is a risk 😂
02.03.2026 19:58 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Oh no... Health and safety first... 😂😂
02.03.2026 19:18 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0What cake?
02.03.2026 19:09 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Nima smisla pol
02.03.2026 18:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Four, but I'm not counting the first two because I was still testing.
02.03.2026 17:57 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Thanks
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There are so many penalties imposed by society for being the kind of person who drives a Cybertruck.
- You’re fined $80,000
- You have to drive a Cybertruck
- Everyone sees you driving a Cybertruck
- The word “Cybertruck” is a central part of your life
- You become That Cybertruck Person
Lots of panel shows in the UK make sure to have a female comedian, which is great, but it's often literally just one per episode.
Katherine Ryan points out how this made her feel...
Thank you.
02.03.2026 17:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I know right. What's next? Responsibilities?
02.03.2026 16:31 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Thanks.
02.03.2026 16:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Hvala
02.03.2026 16:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I know because people mistake me for a grown up due to my age.
02.03.2026 16:07 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Hvala
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