Very Important Businessman dobermanfan4000

Uhhh. Okay.

[He doesn't really get what the big deal is but he doesn't protest.]

18.04.2025 01:07 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

That's dumb.

If I was you, I would tell them to

[[swear words he should absolutely not know at this age]]

but I'm not old enough to say that yet.

18.04.2025 01:03 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I won't.

Did your parents try to do that?

18.04.2025 00:57 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Then I'm NEVER gonna get married.

My parents always complain about it. Plus girls are gross anyway.

[He remembers Angela counts as a girl.]

...
No offense.

18.04.2025 00:53 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

...Then I don't get it.

Why would anyone get married?

18.04.2025 00:47 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

...Do they make you get married when you become a grown up..???

18.04.2025 00:44 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

You're married?!

Why??

18.04.2025 00:36 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

But she said you were her parents!

18.04.2025 00:30 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Are you and Henry DATING in the future????

18.04.2025 00:23 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

THAT'S HER PARENTS??

18.04.2025 00:19 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Why are you calling older Angela and Henry???

18.04.2025 00:16 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Maybe we should ask your parents why?

18.04.2025 00:07 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

That's a weird name for a grandpa.

17.04.2025 23:55 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

You mean Charlotte?

17.04.2025 23:52 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I sure hope so!

Actually, what's your name, new girl?

17.04.2025 23:50 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I don't really like UNO that much, I was just curious if they had it.

17.04.2025 23:46 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Do they have UNO?

17.04.2025 23:42 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I was bored.

Do you have any games?

17.04.2025 23:11 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Like 5 seconds ago

17.04.2025 23:02 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

When I walked through the door, obviously.

17.04.2025 23:00 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

What are you doing?

17.04.2025 22:56 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Thanks 👍

03.04.2025 17:10 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Ooohhh cool! Can you pass the blue one?

03.04.2025 17:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

[He takes one of the markers and doodles a mustache on the sleeping Randall's face. Then he adds a little soul patch for good measure.]

Heh heh he

03.04.2025 17:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I'm going to draw a mustache on his face—

03.04.2025 17:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Should we get some markers.

03.04.2025 17:03 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oh you BET.

03.04.2025 16:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

OWW! Hey, watch it! Your foot is in my face!

03.04.2025 16:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

[He plops right down next to Henry, happy to be included.]

03.04.2025 16:39 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

If she gets to join, I want to join!

03.04.2025 16:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

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