Nicholas Offerman

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If you want to see the most depressed people at a sporting event you’ve ever seen turn on the USA channel and watch some Tottenham Hotspur football

My job - my whole life really - is saying things about Spurs, and I have no idea what to say about that.

these days the young men are doing “type shit”, when they should be running a “tight ship”…

Scoop: Trump officials broker massive U.S.-Venezuela gold deal The arrangement shows the tightening commercial bounds between Venezuela and the U.S.

We're plundering Venezuela

This is INCREDIBLE.

can’t wait to hear Very Smart people make a case for her in 2028

Pairing Snapple flavors to my lunch like they’re wine

Pure godless evil.

One hell of a double header for Czechia

lmao

The DR got 2019 postseason Soto right now

never, ever, ever, ever accept "how will you pay for it?" as an argument against social programs.

Ji Hwan Bae putting the Mets in front of Israel

Based Carson Benge

seems bad

2026 nuclear family meme— featuring Fritzi as Neurodivergent Aunt, Sluggo as Sluggo, Nancy as Daughter, Nancy Jr as Woke Dog

Nora S. Martin - pg. 106

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They should put tubes at the bottom of the bus and I slide down the tube off the bus onto the street, quicker than stopping.

a headline in the Financial Times. The text is black and the background is the FT's signature pink. It says: Middle East conflict: Israel vows to kill next Iranian leader Spain’s prime minister brands war ‘disaster’ in defiant response to Donald Trump’s criticism

So Iran just can't be a country? It's not allowed to have any leader?

Fuck when HBO moves to paramount they’re probably gonna dust off that Confederate pilot script

I just left a classified briefing with the Trump Admin about the war in Iran

go back in dumbass we need that information

Rep. Dan Crenshaw was blindsided by a GOP primary loss in Texas House District 2 after being eyed for replacement by Republican challenger Steve Toth. Crenshaw, a seven-year incumbent, has faced growing criticism from constituents who say he lost sight of their interests. He will leave office on January 3, 2027. Follow: @AFpost

Dawg lmao

Contract the marlins

How much better would the Giants be if they were run by Parker Posey instead of Buster Posey