Nicholas Offerman

lol lmao even

The guy you wanna face with the bases loaded is Tatis Jr. IMO

Geraldo Perdomo batting ninth

People just aren’t hanging by a moment like they used to

Right Where We Left It - pg. 20

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MATT WILKINSON (pictured on mound) SCOUTING REPORT ⚫NICKNAMED "TUGBOAT" ⚫GOOD FASTBALL COMMAND ⚫UNUSUAL RELEASE HEIGHT ⚫CHANGEUP PLAYS WELL OFF FB

Nicknamed "Tugboat"

For Americans struggling with high gas prices, remember that you can save money by taking little sips from the gas pump instead of big gulps

A photo showing the American Robin and its scientific name Turdus migratorius. Referencing the US fish and wildlife service

Blue Jay: My scientific name is Cyanocitta cristata

American Robin: Oh that's beautiful, I don't know mine, not sure if I have one

Curling rocks

A Shadow The Hedgehog promotional image with the caption 'SORRY I FORGOT ABOUT INTERNATIONAL WOMEN'S DAY. I SIMPLY DIDN'T REALISE THAT IT WASN'T ALL YEAR.'

Paddington in Parasite (2019)

I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1820

But we're going to touch the stove and we'll be touching it more than probably ever before. And we're not going to get burned. We're not going to get burned

IF Gavin Newsom is on a ballot

THEN me and many others will refuse to vote for him

THEREFORE instead of bitching at me and others like me

YOU should take the *years* you have and make sure that doesn't happen if you actually fucking care

BECAUSE my position is immutable

What she said! I cannot and will not vote for someone who is so cheerfully callous and cruel to the unhoused and such a vicious bastard to my trans sisters and brothers.
You have literal years in which to make a better choice. Do so.

it feels like my country is an assembly line for producing crimes against humanity which no one will ever punish, or even bother to pretend caring about, and it's making me crazy

I got up because I saw Australia was beating Japan and before I even got the tv on this was no longer the case

*sseing the promo for the next episode of Doc* “Docs really in a pickle this time”

this is one of my favorite pictures lately

Dusty why

Vientos came up in a big spot for Nicaragua and looked absolutely awful striking out on 3 pitches

Most of this Brazil team look like the cast of a new sandlot movie they’re like 12 years old

The Jose Quintana nonbelievers in absolute shambles right now

Oh I don’t like this camera angle in the Puerto Rico-Colombia game

I’m more emotionally invested in this Mexico-Great Britain game than I expected to be

‘Arry Ford

Is he “more of a pitch to contact guy” or is he a “gets hit all the time guy”