Oh I could be so much hipper
And wear pants with a zipper
if I only had a waist
- The Middle Aged Scarecrow
@gilapfeffer.bsky.social
Breast cancer prevention advocate, FEEL IT ON THE FIRST lady, humor writer and author of NEARLY DEPARTED: Adventures in Loss, Cancer and Other Inconveniences
Oh I could be so much hipper
And wear pants with a zipper
if I only had a waist
- The Middle Aged Scarecrow
@miriamjayaratna.bsky.social and @kathrynbaecht.bsky.social speak for all of us in this @mcsweeneys.net piece
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/wel...
I think you’re the core demographic here
21.11.2024 00:21 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0My superpower is that friends are never sure if I’m being sarcastic or serious.
20.11.2024 15:16 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Romantic texts from my husband of 25 years
20.11.2024 15:14 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0ok i’ll stop trying to make Skeets happen but i’m gonna be so mad if it takes off at some later point 🐑
20.11.2024 15:10 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Yes but have you tried Skeets?
20.11.2024 15:06 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Me rejoining Bluesky and finding my writer friends well entrenched here
17.11.2024 18:09 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Oh great, I’ve been trying to reduce my incessant worrying for decades (it’s had terrible health impacts on my body) and now you’re saying it’s back on the menu 😄
16.11.2024 21:18 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Dusting off this app I joined in August 2023 and then forgot about to see if I need to be here.
16.11.2024 17:23 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0it was like that on Threads for a couple days at the beginning… here’s hoping
16.11.2024 17:19 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Abby , mazal tov on her birthday and here’s to many many more 🩵🩵
16.11.2024 17:18 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0good i reopened this app or i’d have missed this, pleas add me :)
16.11.2024 17:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0same same
05.10.2023 21:39 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I had so much fun writing this with @wendiaarons for The Belladonna !
thebelladonnacomedy.com/at-cover-you...
Here’s me in my Sukkah with two challahs reminding you to FEEL IT ON THE FIRST. I’m a breast cancer pre-vivor AND survivor who is understandably obsessed with breast cancer prevention. 🙌🏻
02.10.2023 15:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Oh great, now all I can think about is the Roman Empire.
24.09.2023 07:51 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0unique AND moving. send me the preorder link at once
24.09.2023 07:50 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
11.09.2023 07:34 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It’s ok to quit a book or show you’re not enjoying, even if many others seem to be raving about it.
Life is short.
I would not be surprised if my phone served up a ‘memories’ photo montage set to sentimental music where all the pix are of cement pillars in parking lots with signs like “Orange Lot, Level 2, Row J” painted in a large, blocky font.
25.08.2023 15:39 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0this articulates what i’ve long thought
23.08.2023 16:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0is WHAT??
22.08.2023 22:35 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I thought I didn’t have it in me to join one more social platform but here I am, learning new things about myself 🫠
19.08.2023 21:03 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0same!
19.08.2023 21:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0