Tony Stark

I'M NOT ON MY CYCLE, PEPPER!

"Observe- you know what that means."
"Like sticking my penis in things?"
"Describe, or put into words what you saw."
"Like my penis in things."
"And then participate- Engage on activities that keep you grounded in the present moment."
"Like my penis in things!"

"Cli-torus. What kind of dinosaur is that?"

Mood and energy buttholes. New reactor power source

Now that I've gotten that out of the way, does someone want to show these posts to Justin Hammer for me? Screenshot it. I don't care. (end)

We live in a world of the here and now, by the way. Not what happened 5, 6, 7 years ago. If you come at me complaining about the weapons I used to make (honey, we know). Tell me how we both can benefit from the present to better our futures as partners. Or just pull a u-turn and get out. (4/5)

And don't come at my other business partners with the things you don't like about me on a personal level, either. Again, we're adults. You can come to me. I already know I'm narcissistic, but I love it when people talk to me about me. (3/5)

That methodology doesn't work here. There's no, "he said, she said," when it comes to business. You need to bring receipts or you're wrong. Sorry, sweetheart, that's the business. (2/5)

Good God. I thought we were all adults here, but apparently reworking current plans that are no longer beneficial to either party gives us the right to be children bitching each other out on the playground. When a partnership needs to be absolved, you don't bitch about it like a teenager. (1/5)

You know what, that's very accurate

Who let you watch George Carlin? Was it Clint?

Twat fart

Didn't have shades of your own, Barnes?

"Life's about 3 things, man. 3 things. Getting money. Getting pussy. And the Dewey Decimal System."
-Bo Burnham, fellow genius

Marriage is equal parts orgasms and farts.

Isn't it lovely that now we're pushing our youngest to strive for factory line work of putting screws into things just so it can be American made instead of fighting for a better future for everyone?

I'm being sarcastic. We're driving off the cliff into Fuckedville, folks.

"Like Iron Man without a heart,
Less Tony Stark, more Tony Shart."
@stephencolbert.bsky.social, there's a reason you're my favorite late night guy.

W.i.p of a project we never finished #moonknight #khonshu #digitalart #fanart

A bit late for the blood moon, but never too late for #MrKnight. #MoonKnight #art

Now I want waffles

The red MAGA hats are the new klan hoods. You cannot change my mind.

An image of Julius Caesar at the Senate surrounded by everyone brandishing weapons (swords and long daggers), with a caption that reads in all caps: "What is this? Bring-your-knife-to-work day??"

By the way, it's the Ides of March. Just thought I'd mention it. And fuck it, I'm sharing my favorite meme for the day.

Cool so what happens if GOP attach a national abortion ban to a CR? You'll vote for that too?

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And now I'm hungry

This is the kind of in the ground fighting people don't realize they can be doing, but I'm so glad to see some people are. Keep going. But Canadian loudly, my friend. And keep on flipping off those cybertrucks.

Comic drawn on post it notes panel 1: a guy is facing the right panel 2: he slowly turns panel 3: he is now looking directly at the viewer panel 4: he points a large finger at the viewer and says "Call Chuck Schumer"

good morning go do this

Chuck can turn off his voicemail and even unplug his fax machine, but his office will still receive mail, and I hope people can be fueled with enough spite to send a good old fashioned "fuck you" with an envelope and stamp.

Give me an Audi any day.

These are the traitors to our cause. Let the primary fundraising begin.

The way it should be.