hack-tiger propaganda

Always remember: when stuck between a rock and a plush, soft place you can't help but wanna grope-maul until your hands cramp, you can /always/ turn someone into a cute lil pumpdoll if you have the brain-scrambling means to! 🍥💕

Don't pray for her, for this is the path she chose to walk. ✊😔

This lil creature is Deceased™

My specialty and reason to live ty

Who cares about this white boy summer shit when the real deal is clearly hot Bai summer where she forgets to tie her bottoms properly and her junk's in danger to never fit into pants again and stuff? 🏖️🍆

Look at this little character she has sunglasses on

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she will be boiled soon alhamdulillah

FUCKED UP I KNOW but it ain't my house from my place you can literally watch it from a hot tub????

My apologies for the lack of accommodations this house don't got a chair anywhere close 😭

IT WORKS WE'RE SO BACK MY SKIN IS CLEAR THE SKIES ARE BLUE

Last one for good measure. 💕

Please don't come a-knockin' when she's straightening out some bunny's guts until they're fit like her own personal jerksleeve... or do I guess, if you're into like watching and stuff! 😏

Guess fuck my life!

...Okay let's see if bluesky turns my shit into black squares again this time.

mega felt

I genuinely think I should go back to keeping track bc I'm sure that at least 30 or so of my lost numbers were in the 70's and it made me start to wonder if it's less "RNG" and more "rip the average and choose from there"

As someone who just lost their 84th attempt at a medium this week I'm compelled to inform you that no, it doesn't get much better and also fuck this lottery crap

I'm so unbelievably normal about him it's actually comical 🥴

least insane school field trip story I've ever heard about still somehow

ok bet even better omw right NOW

gluing my eyes to my monitor so the lines burn into my retinas

My video biography honestly

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I guess she -is- risking some serious sunburns there. . .

Who cares about this white boy summer shit when the real deal is clearly hot Bai summer where she forgets to tie her bottoms properly and her junk's in danger to never fit into pants again and stuff? 🏖️🍆

She's prone to long hours of working and playing games it might be a while until she feels like getting up so I hope it's -real- worth it!

But also absolutely cause /I'm/ incapable of saying no to y–

🫡 Doing my absolute best boss-lady in fact once I'm fully free I gotta do that one th–

why do YOU never have pants on

[aggressively tapping your forehead] HELLO IS THIS SEAT TAKEN