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John T. Haller

@johnhaller.bsky.social

I act, do improv, and code stuff like PortableApps.com

51 Followers  |  21 Following  |  22 Posts  |  Joined: 02.08.2023  |  1.724

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Donald Trump showing off his merch in the white house to Zelenskyy

Donald Trump showing off his merch in the white house to Zelenskyy

Exit Through The Grift Shop

20.08.2025 13:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Budget Rental Car/Sedgwick tried to scam me out of $6,518.76. Claimed that I damaged a car I rented 9 months ago. Luckily, I saved video evidence.

Take a video walk around of your car before and after rental. Save it for 2 years. Buying the extra insurance doesn't help.

25.07.2025 17:38 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
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25 years ago last weekend I donated a kidney to my Dad. Our Kidneyversary. It gave my Dad 23 years more life. I use this day to remind everyone to sign up as an organ donor. Please sign up to donate bone marrow with National Marrow Donor Program (NMDP) and donate blood, too. You can save a life.

08.07.2025 15:58 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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No that's Turbo Pascal vs Pedro Pascal. Here's visual Pascal (aka Delphi) :)

30.06.2025 23:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Trump's doctor says he's 6'3", 224lbs. Great health. Very active. Winning many golf tournaments.

Lies

Trump's previous doctor admitted that "He dictated that whole letter. I didn’t write that letter. I just made it up as I went along."

So, this isn't real. But it's likely closer to real.

14.04.2025 22:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The only monarch we need

06.04.2025 01:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Cat in the sun near a note that says "Help everyone feel supported, entertained, and brilliant by being my best possible self"

Cat in the sun near a note that says "Help everyone feel supported, entertained, and brilliant by being my best possible self"

Turns out my improv mission statement is essentially my life mission statement

21.01.2025 21:00 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Multiple flavors/colors of Skittles Drinks on display at CVS

Multiple flavors/colors of Skittles Drinks on display at CVS

Harbinger of the end times

15.12.2024 17:26 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I voted. You should, too.

05.11.2024 16:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Screenplay Template for Google Docs | JohnHaller.com

I updated my Screenplay Template for Google Docs to make it a bit more useful. Free to use and handy to be able to collaborate with others without being locked into a paid service.

21.10.2024 20:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The look in their eyes as they came in said more than words could. Please remember to tell the folks you care about how you feel about them. Often. Please try to make something better whenever you get the chance. No matter how small. Forgive. Extend grace. Don't wait until tomorrow.

30.09.2024 14:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

One friend who was out that day lost 658 coworkers. Another lost her husband. You've heard my friend's dying words in her 911 call during the trials and coverage. I volunteered on the Red Cross food barge keeping the guys working 'the pile' fed... (cont)

30.09.2024 14:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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It's been 23 years, but a part of me is stuck on that day. I left my job in WTC 2 the year before to donate a kidney to my Dad, so I wasn't there that day. Folks I knew were and some didn't make it out. I watched the towers collapse from my bedroom window on the 12th floor on 14th St... (cont)

30.09.2024 14:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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I was so preoccupied with whether I could, I didn’t stop to think if I should.

In all seriousness, I picked up a cheap used Dell Latitude to use for testing PortableApps.com stuff on real hardware and set it up to triple boot Windows 7, 10, and 11.

03.06.2024 01:49 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I get don't it

01.06.2024 03:36 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fox News, print edition

31.05.2024 15:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I feel even more seen here since I only have one kidney.

30.04.2024 01:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If all squares are rectangles, how can they both also be quadrilaterals? Checkmate, geometrists.

01.04.2024 22:34 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's actually about ethics in gaming journalism /s

17.03.2024 05:37 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

make something a little bit better

06.03.2024 19:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Annual birthday selfie. Thank you everyone for the birthday wishes! It was wonderful feeling the love and appreciation form friends and family after a rough year.

20.11.2023 18:19 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Dave. His name was Dave.

07.09.2023 23:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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