David Harbour’s Fleshlight @spagheddiursa

Thanks ☺️😘

30.11.2025 19:03 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

😮

29.11.2025 00:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I wish the lashes were also on the other side but I ran out of the number of decals I could place. 😭 I spent way too long on this lol.

25.11.2025 20:19 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

So, I made a cunty Wheelie Scooter. 💅 #kirbyairriders

25.11.2025 20:17 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Looks amazing!

24.11.2025 04:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Happy birthday, handsome. 🎉

19.11.2025 01:24 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

same image

11.11.2025 23:49 — 👍 218 🔁 43 💬 3 📌 0

Holy fuck that’s a fat, beautiful dick. 🤤

16.11.2025 23:50 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

CHATGPT: I understand where you're coming from. You worked really hard to get here, and now it's time to enjoy the fruit of your labors.

ISILDUR: So I should keep it? Elrond says I shouldn't

CHATGPT: The ring is precious. Sometimes friends don't have your best interests at heart.

ISILDUR: true

06.10.2025 13:58 — 👍 10739 🔁 3045 💬 40 📌 40

Advertise your account with one Simpsons image

27.10.2025 20:27 — 👍 14 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 1

It is Saturday after all

25.10.2025 07:17 — 👍 236 🔁 23 💬 20 📌 2

Fuck, dad. 🫠

24.10.2025 19:18 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Off topic, but shouldn’t your display name be Gash Bandicooch?

22.10.2025 04:01 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

No lies detected.

22.10.2025 00:50 — 👍 59 🔁 5 💬 2 📌 1

Dexter, when his sister breaks into his Laboratory:

21.10.2025 02:27 — 👍 166 🔁 42 💬 7 📌 1

He looks like a testicle.

14.10.2025 05:30 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Date idea

13.10.2025 21:25 — 👍 931 🔁 95 💬 38 📌 9

🦀💢⛵🐟🌱

27.09.2025 18:49 — 👍 2973 🔁 1059 💬 22 📌 0

a man in a suit and tie is holding his hand to his chest . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is holding his hand to his chest .

Very unsolicited

12.10.2025 00:47 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Unsolicited stick pic

11.10.2025 21:36 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

Like besides the fact that the existence of products like Sora is evil and incredibly dangerous and beneficial to literally no one but tech companies.. people just never cease to make me sick.

11.10.2025 19:47 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I keep seeing those Sora 2 videos that people are making of Stephen Hawking and it’s just incredible the contributions that man made to theoretical physics and beyond the grave people make stuff like that because “teehee disabled person”. We as disabled people will always be the butt of the joke.

11.10.2025 19:45 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

God you’re beautiful.

11.10.2025 01:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Looking handsome as always.

10.10.2025 03:20 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Ugh it’s so pretty

07.10.2025 23:00 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a man wearing glasses and a suit is making a funny face and saying nope . ALT: a man wearing glasses and a suit is making a funny face and saying nope .

Hate to say it but I just scream. I don’t fuck with bugs; especially the ones that fly.

07.10.2025 22:58 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

So I get that you’re both guys, but like… which one of you takes the bug outside and which one of you screams at it?

07.10.2025 16:57 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Blonde bearded man with glasses wearing a black Nothing But Thieves t-shirt looking into the camera with a slight smirk.

Felt cute.

03.10.2025 05:10 — 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You have a very beautiful body. 🫠

01.10.2025 05:47 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I wish they’d actually get raptured, so I can stop hearing about it.

30.09.2025 14:47 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

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