Hannah Spanner

Can I please have a massive whisky with a NightNurae chaser? Thanks very much.

*Actors....fecking auto

Yeah, I think the massive gaps between them and the fanfair around choosing sectors just make each one a bit of an anti climax now. It's a bit boring.

How is it that people can work for car warranty companies and not be clued up on car issues? Every time I call Auto Protect they act like they've never spoken about cars before. ECO stop/start - "what's that?". Airscarf - "could you explain what that is?". They could at elastic Google it!!

I really like Skyfall

Cheers, dude. Having to battle through a difficult weekend with folks visiting didn't help, they're really hard work. The job search doesn't pause though, so fairly horizontal while scolling through the usual tabs 🫠🤒

Had a nasty cold since about Thurs which I'm fairly certain is just full-blown plague now (tested neg for Covid). Send cake. And new lungs.

Lovely wall colour!

This reminds me of Sleepy Hollow

Looking at the picture, and considering how many 'intentional' objects I have on surfaces, this is just 'collecting things you like' and having a normal home that doesn't look like a very sad Gen Z insta account.

😱🤢

Isn't this why Sunday school was invented?

I find le cheamau very good. I have a very sturdy unisex pair, which I use for mostly gardening, but they have been on walks too.

I'm at the point in my parents' visit where I'm trying to get them around other people just so they aren't the centre of attention anymore. Never encountered people more self-centred than them. Every discussion turns to them without fail. Every question is designed to turn conversation back to them.

Aw poor sausage 🥲

I'm convinced they all smell of clouds and rainbows mixed with clean laundry. This one does!

Want to sniff his head sooooo much

Netherlands approves ban on consumer fireworks The Dutch Senate has voted to ban the sale of fireworks to private individuals, a measure the government hopes to implement in time for the 2026/27 New Year's celebration.

Netherlands approves ban on consumer fireworks

The Dutch Senate has voted to ban the sale of fireworks to private individuals, a measure the government hopes to implement in time for the 2026/27 New Year's celebration www.animanaturalis.org/n/46953/neth...

See also my 70 something Mum. Never. Stops. Talking. Says nothing, though.

I'm sorry there's a NEW ONE!?

Parents are visiting. This is what I've just collected from rooms downstairs, and I've just had to sweep up clods of mud off the floor.

I've unfortunately joined you....

NEVAAAAAAAH! Looks like they need to join forces though....

Ah bums! Oh well, fight averted.

Nothing like another 2 job rejections to end the week!

Smudgey is willing to bop noses over hams.

Could have topped up your crystal collection

Smudge reminds Daphne that lots of the hams are, in fact, hers.

Probably wouldn't have been much better tbh.