Lark

the second you turn 30: hospitals. you'll want a break. you'll want a month you aren't in one. you'll never have one. its so fucked. you will visit a hospital every single month the second you turn 30 there's nothing you can do about it. family? friends? they'll be hospitals. get used to the smell

It is so insane to see posts with like 70k likes on tiktok using divine music from jail. It feels like I started this but I don't even know how. Someone else must have found it at the same time and brought it to the public

every time they do a massive transfusion protocol in The Pitt I clap and cheer because that's the one I got to have. finally white boy representation for ME !!

I feel like within the next three years we are going to reach levels of punk never before fathomed

If I owned a home the amount of instruments I would not be able to play would sicken each and every one of you. yes obviously there would be a pipa. I'd have a whole room. Fuck you

LOL

dwayne the rock johnson ace representation in every movie he's in what is up with that

I was like "Wow. This is probably the best marvel movie in years. Marvel really cooked with this one. a light 3 stars."

I don't think anything else has been consistently able to send a shiver down my spine then Lake Mungo. Just anything about it, any time I see a video essay that like has even a speck of the sound design. Just simply the scariest movie ever made. I can make myself shiver by just thinking about it.

glad to see people are coming together and remembering 4chan. It really ended up getting overshadowed by evil but I don't think people realize how just about every meme and for like 10 straight years came right from 4chan.

feels like there has been a sudden and sharp decline in quality of the posts twitter is feeding to me, almost all engagement slop now. bad sign.

As a medical scientist being directly effected by the grant cancellations here, it is so INSANE to see which grants are being canceled by name alone. Disgusting behavior. Imagine just searching for any politically charged terms and canceling grants with those terms without a thought. Raw ignorance.

fleetwood mac is one of the best to ever do it and that's a fact

putting on my bucket list "warm handshake with Haley Joel Osment". I know this is achievable

me when I get a billion dollars: "wait... I actually do have unassailable moral authority! I can't be wrong!"

my loyal bootlickers: "now you're right about things you had no prior knowledge about! Thank you money!"

Elvis walking into the bathroom right after me: "whew mama"

I think its just like... the smaller scope of Bluesky? I get a lot of weird "hate" comments here, not exactly hate but a lot of like "who cares" and I think its just because its way more likely for my nothing posts to show up on the discover tab

sometimes I think I want to spend an exorbitant amount of money to see Coldplay live but I shake myself out of it by remembering they won't be playing their 90s Radiohead rip-off EPs and will instead be playing "Slop from the Stars" featuring an auto-tuned Ed Sheeran puppet

save some for me

me but eating

At YOUR suggestion yes and it was awesome

Just spent 38 dollars on Tylenol, Ice Cream, and Bagels. Genuinely how.

I'm probably the biggest Rebecca sugar fan on the planet who had never seen Steven Universe. I like everything she had ever made prior. Finally finished Steven, really good I think. Steven Universe Future is 80% bad however. I hope she goes back to making strange bullshit like Singles.

December 4, 2024

me the second I meet elon

I didn't even try my synapses just chose to stop firing

The speed at which i was able to genuinely wipe a trans friend's birth name i accidentally learned from my mind actually shocked me. You couldn't bring that shit out of me at gunpoint

I put this here because I think grimes follows me on twitter and also its disrespectful of our GOD bjork

bjork is just grimes if she wasn't a dumbass

In theory I'm an extra in "The Sex Lives of College Girls" and I keep seeing people actually talk about it. Don't know if I'll ever get around to watching but let me know if I'm spotted.