I’ve been playing landfall decks like a complete psychopath. It requires no brain cells. I have card. I play card. Bird get big. Unga bunga.
10.03.2026 03:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’ve been playing landfall decks like a complete psychopath. It requires no brain cells. I have card. I play card. Bird get big. Unga bunga.
10.03.2026 03:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0don’t call me a conspiracy theorist but I don’t think we ever closed the book on gnome involvement in 9/11
09.03.2026 01:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The Cat in the Hat, 2006.
07.03.2026 17:58 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0got my job at the woke store. got assigned hair stylist. i won’t stop until everyone’s hair is blue.
07.03.2026 02:03 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’m something of a white noise machine myself
06.03.2026 02:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0plainclothes mall cop
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why are they selling this poor man. he’s clearly sick from being over milked for the shamrock shake inside his yabbas.
02.03.2026 22:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0imagine having little rubber ducks on your dashboard instead of a personality
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Release my boy
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A gorgeous fat pixel pikachu plush
if I am not able to preorder the fat pixel pikachu plush today I am gonna have a joker moment in the parking lot of a krispy kreme
27.02.2026 12:29 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0pikachu is gonna come home from buying cigarettes tomorrow
27.02.2026 03:59 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0ssri cigarettes
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ACAB includes this motherfucker
26.02.2026 15:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0why did we all chew these? as children we yearned for the microplastics
25.02.2026 02:52 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0shart of the union
25.02.2026 02:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0State of the Kingdom Hearts Union χ
24.02.2026 23:42 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0me in the corner at a party three hits off the penjamin
24.02.2026 15:02 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0ɹɐɔ ʎɯ pǝddᴉlɟ ᴉ ʞɔnɟ ɥo
24.02.2026 01:59 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Call me woke but my Dr Pepper is a woman
23.02.2026 22:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 09 out of 10 doctors recommend kissing me square on the lips, bugs bunny style
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Mennoknight
22.02.2026 16:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Do you think an Amish person has touched the Burj Khalifa
22.02.2026 04:03 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0church would be way cooler if communion was a buffalo wing and ranch instead of those stupid wafers
22.02.2026 01:29 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0bringing a bunch of the buzzballz that look like chug jugs to my nephew breighdens 10th birthday party. he’s gonna frikkin love it.
21.02.2026 18:47 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0gonna superglue a glp1 and ssri pill together and get 6 billion dollars in venture capital
21.02.2026 02:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0wearing windbreakers & breaking some wind
20.02.2026 23:27 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0change the bluesky logo to a sheep so we can call posts “bleats”
20.02.2026 01:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0ready to play some DKRDDDDDRDX (Diddy Kong Racing Dream Drop Distance Dance Dance Revolution Director’s Cut)
20.02.2026 00:27 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"Professor White Boy " has perished. They found him self harmed at the bottom of an elevator shaft. Thanks for the fucking smiles, Professor
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