Meg

Depending on the Philadelphia Eagles for serotonin is a ridiculous and dangerous thing to do but I’m almost 45 years into it and I’m not gonna change. Go Birds.

Explaining important people in my life to the kids is hilarious.

Who's Martha?
(My mentor, my former boss, holder of my deep truths who trusts me enough to be the executrix of her will) Uh, you know, friend who is 80.
Oh yeah.

Somehow I feel like going to Canada next week will be like when I studied abroad in the UK during the GW years. Every sentence starts with, “I did not vote for this clown…”

Man, fuck these guys.

And stop comparing them to Bond villains. Even Elliot Carver and Mr. Stamper are offended by the remark.

Increased need to disappear into a stupid phone game instead of thinking about things.

The Catholic-raised, eldest daughter, perfectionist feeling of sending out an important work email and then waiting for someone to reply pointing out a mistake.