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Dear Santa: When I was a child, my father cheated on my Mom. Later, my parents divorced. Soon after, my mother died in a car accident My brother and I could only live in my grandma's old house. Grandma's sister was an alcoholic. The whole family lived on my grandma's savings. Grandma recently died. My Uncle Andy is barely keeping himself out of jail from day to day. My brother left home and won't talk to us any more. Dad, now 74, had to go out to work to support the family and eventually he is going to want me to do the same thing. Yours sincerely. Prince William

Dear Santa: When I was a child, my father cheated on my Mom. Later, my parents divorced. Soon after, my mother died in a car accident My brother and I could only live in my grandma's old house. Grandma's sister was an alcoholic. The whole family lived on my grandma's savings. Grandma recently died. My Uncle Andy is barely keeping himself out of jail from day to day. My brother left home and won't talk to us any more. Dad, now 74, had to go out to work to support the family and eventually he is going to want me to do the same thing. Yours sincerely. Prince William

It’s all in the telling.

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Probably the only time I was grateful for a MTG tweet.

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Wow😂😂

10.11.2024 16:16 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Republicans have been trying for, what, six election cycles to get Spanish-speaking Americans to vote for them by spreading years and years of lies and misinformation via Spanish-language radio & tv & newspapers & online...and it was all undone in the space of a few hours at the MSG rally. Amazing.

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purple skies ₊⟡⋆
#pixelart

18.10.2024 13:40 — 👍 7618    🔁 1528    💬 49    📌 16
fanart of the hellmo gif (elmo raising his arms, backlit by the fires of hell)

fanart of the hellmo gif (elmo raising his arms, backlit by the fires of hell)

WE ARE BORN ANEW

18.10.2024 17:27 — 👍 8649    🔁 1618    💬 29    📌 10
A virtual certificate with text "Celebrating 10M users on Bluesky, #9,706,017, lloydct.bsky.social ‪@lloydct.bsky.social‬, joined on Sep 10, 2024"

A virtual certificate with text "Celebrating 10M users on Bluesky, #9,706,017, lloydct.bsky.social ‪@lloydct.bsky.social‬, joined on Sep 10, 2024"

Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #9,706,017!

05.10.2024 12:51 — 👍 11    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Fr

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Needlepoint that says warning: this is proof I have the patience to stab something 1000 times

Needlepoint that says warning: this is proof I have the patience to stab something 1000 times

I don’t do needlepoint but I’m beginning to appreciate the value.

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Photo of a tiny shorthaired brown tabby kitten sitting up on its haunches, looking thoughtfully at the camera and illuminated by soft afternoon light coming from out of frame on the right.

Photo of a tiny shorthaired brown tabby kitten sitting up on its haunches, looking thoughtfully at the camera and illuminated by soft afternoon light coming from out of frame on the right.

Closeup photo of a medium haired grey kitten with stunning golden eyes, sitting in a round white doorway in her kitty condo.

Closeup photo of a medium haired grey kitten with stunning golden eyes, sitting in a round white doorway in her kitty condo.

Closeup photo of a shorthaired calico kitten, lying down and leaning her head into my hand for ear scritches.

Closeup photo of a shorthaired calico kitten, lying down and leaning her head into my hand for ear scritches.

Got to photograph some little whippersnappers at the humane society today.

01.10.2024 22:09 — 👍 3494    🔁 247    💬 41    📌 6
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Peach Momoko

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low angle of a ps1 cat girl wearing a red flannel and a tiny golded crown. she has her right hand on her hip and is flashing a peace sign with her left hand which is leaning up on her head

low angle of a ps1 cat girl wearing a red flannel and a tiny golded crown. she has her right hand on her hip and is flashing a peace sign with her left hand which is leaning up on her head

PSX Character Commission for @/lilyhoshikawa on tumblr!

30.09.2024 22:24 — 👍 801    🔁 109    💬 5    📌 1

"In 1935 La Guardia appeared at the Bronx Terminal Market to institute a citywide ban on the sale, display, and possession of artichokes, whose prices were inflated by mobsters."

30.09.2024 16:51 — 👍 43    🔁 9    💬 4    📌 2
Photo of my fluffy white cat Francie with her paws up on a white window sill, bathed in cool morning light and looking at the camera with light yellow-green eyes.

Photo of my fluffy white cat Francie with her paws up on a white window sill, bathed in cool morning light and looking at the camera with light yellow-green eyes.

Look at this delicate, beautiful little creature who just sneezed and covered my face in a thin veneer of liquid snot.

28.09.2024 02:24 — 👍 4766    🔁 256    💬 75    📌 8
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I hope your writing week is working out better than Wittgenstein’s.

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My partner, screaming, tears streaming down face: we can’t fit any more books in this apartment. They’ve taken over the dining table. You haven’t even read most of these!

Me, at a stoop looking at a free book about narratives of mental illness in early modern Europe: hmm, interesting…

10.09.2024 19:16 — 👍 1184    🔁 97    💬 31    📌 10
**STRESS DIET** **BREAKFAST:** 1/2 Grapefruit 1 slice Whole Wheat Toast 8 oz. Milk **LUNCH:** 4 oz. Lean Broiled Chicken Breast 1 cup Steamed Zucchini 1 Oreo Cookie Herb Tea **MID-AFTERNOON SNACK:** Rest of the package of Oreos 1 quart Rocky Road Ice Cream 1 jar Hot Fudge **DINNER:** 2 loaves Garlic Bread Large Pepperoni and Mushroom Pizza Large Pitcher of Pepsi 2 Milky Way Candy Bars Entire Frozen Cheesecake eaten directly from the freezer Violet M. Taylor

**STRESS DIET** **BREAKFAST:** 1/2 Grapefruit 1 slice Whole Wheat Toast 8 oz. Milk **LUNCH:** 4 oz. Lean Broiled Chicken Breast 1 cup Steamed Zucchini 1 Oreo Cookie Herb Tea **MID-AFTERNOON SNACK:** Rest of the package of Oreos 1 quart Rocky Road Ice Cream 1 jar Hot Fudge **DINNER:** 2 loaves Garlic Bread Large Pepperoni and Mushroom Pizza Large Pitcher of Pepsi 2 Milky Way Candy Bars Entire Frozen Cheesecake eaten directly from the freezer Violet M. Taylor

This diet could fix me

09.09.2024 15:36 — 👍 2082    🔁 261    💬 65    📌 29
A closeup of a handsome tabby cat sitting in a cat basket that he's a bit too big for. His big, fat polydactyl paws are crossed in front of him and his expression is serious. #CatsOfBluesky

A closeup of a handsome tabby cat sitting in a cat basket that he's a bit too big for. His big, fat polydactyl paws are crossed in front of him and his expression is serious. #CatsOfBluesky

He's figured out that I'm going to work today.
Joe hates when I go to work.

10.09.2024 10:53 — 👍 1562    🔁 98    💬 28    📌 7

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