Brian Woolfinder

I don't check the socks of 50 thousand people lad. If you're in my company you'd better not be wearing white socks . I have a reputation to uphold.

White socks I see.

Lad no. Only Mike his lad and his Mrs. Had to give his lad a dig for asking what colour socks I had on. No one questions the Woolfinder about his socks.

Make it a one way ticket lad.

BULLSHITE !!!! We were there, I was offering straighteners to anyone wearing shite trabs.

STRAIGHT INTO TH0SE REDSHITE BASTARDS !!!!!

I bet Trump didn't even consider this when he decided to send the planes.

Yep, they don't mess around over there. If they want to build something they just build it.

The bulk of the money from TV deals have gone straight into the pockets of players. Players would just be paid much less.

I don't know anything about Dubai except every person who I know who has been there has been an absolute cunt.

Do you want some wool stadium winning this? Of course not. Get voting.

I go where I want lad.

I am Huyton and where I walk is Huyton.

Absolute madness. As if Iraq never happened.

Half the time he doesn't know what he's doing which confuses defenders as much as him. He was very good last night.

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I knew I should have smashed you're face in last night lad.

My Mrs insists I go every month. The beard is her idea so she pays for it's upkeep.

Beto was prime Messi at times last night then at some point it was as if he lost control of his body as a giant puppeteer had cut vital strings to his limbs.

Because the atl redshite is in Whiston hossy, you Burbage bellend.

Yeah, bring an overnight bag lad

Don't think so lad. Not in Huyton.

That quite a claim to fame.

I hear YER MA likes a bit of juicy meat lad

We can give Arsenal a real game if nothing else.

Good place to stash the bodies of filled in mouthy Birkos that lad.

Burnley were another level shite last night. Probably the worst team I've seen at Everton for the last 5 years, even their own fans were taking the piss out of them. Wouldn't surprise me if Wolves catch them.

I'm surprised it's only one in five. I suspect the real figure is much higher but they were too embarrassed to spout their racist shite to the pollster.

Are you after a dig lad ?

All finished now ?