Alex

Quentin Tarantino is known to sometimes borrow from other films

40 something days til Christmas

can't spell yacht without several letters from couth

hey man nice banana peel

Curtis Siivagunner

she needs another dew, can't be sleeping at a time like this

Headline about some indie game curing a guy's "2D Platformer Phobia"

I used to see Mario and just scream and scream. But not anymore

If you are gravely injured the paramedics will do this for you

when someone says "nice strawman" to me I say "Begone from my field"

you can imply all sorts of shit on here

first come first served

they could do a countdown like new years. 5! 4! 3! 2! 1! and then great great great great grandpa explodes

Headline reading "Man Finds Collectable In Thrift Store for $75, Then Learns Its True Value"

$35

getting laid off in my socks

as good a place as any for it, I suppose

the irresponsible hotelier

Grimey was killed for his beliefs (that he was Homer Simpson)

a fish bangs a manbroad

bringing a bunch of loose bullets I carved messages into in case I miss my heroic single sniper shot and have to breach-load multiple additional shots

that would be so cool. The circle not the pain

I can't wait to smash an empty beer bottle against the chicken wire at him

*POW* God damn it more bus delays, I'm gonna be late for work again

I also feel nothing about Spiderman but probably for a different reason

deezer I don't think you know what the term nu metal refers to

Don't throw away all those useless leaves. They contain Compounds

leg wounds

the sun

arg my pelvis

ope there are no hard feelings between us after we nearly collided on the sidewalk