Drew

Not to be UMH ACKTUALLY to ur post, but I finally splurged on some nice boots yesterday that weren't doc martens its crazy that i just realized how much is also just made with garbage leather nowadays too

that essay contains a paragraph I think about a lot

fellas drop everything , cancel all your plans and take your girl to this . and i Fucking Guarantee she will nut you off

A purple haired elf knight wails on her guitar,, I hope you’re ready to be destroyed 🎸🎸🎸 Prepare yourself for more of my bard warriors 😁💕

Bard Knight 01 🛡️
Dost thou shred? 🎸

guess who rewatched beginning of a new era again!!! 🧪 🌴 ☕

#umamusume #poketaki #ウマ娘

The cutest miku design ever 👽🐄 had to draw her!

(wizard open mic) don’t ya hate it when your homunculus becomes ensouled? (audience murmuring derisively) sooo much paperwork (cough. couple hisses. squinting past the stage lights) ah i see we have a few clay friends in the audience tonight, that’s awesome

you should keep drying up their user revenue source in the middle of
trying to take the company public

Just a reminder while this is a victory, it's not over yet until Discord completely gives up on the age verification nonsense. Don't resubcribe to Nitro immediately.

Bully them harder actually

alien miku fanart :3c this is such an amazing design

Wanted to draw an alien Miku!!

alt hed:

It's Official: The Fujos Won

Reminder: under no circumstance should you give discord your ID.

It is gonna -suck- trying to set up alternatives, and this whole fiasco is going to damage communities, but you CANNOT give them your info

“FM” should have been on Aja

A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live. "This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario." The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World.

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. John Default Profile Picture: "No one read this statement and thought it was distasteful? Why did Miyamoto think this would help anyone?" NintenDeen: "Simple: Nintendo is so depraved that they'd exploit a global crisis to boost the player count of the failed Mario Kart World and force consumers back into the Switch 2 ecosystem to boost sales and player numbers."

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD." Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version." PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands."

A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"

Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not

POV: It's Valentines Day and Julia is cheering you up after you got rejected

CONFIRMED BY SCIENCE: anyone more online than me is a loser phone addict and everyone less online than me are basic underdeveloped normies

Fucker Bowl

my homie Bup's attacks are imbued with his proprietary element, Bupfire

i always figured the Technology Connections guy had decent politics but i wasn't expecting him to go tf off like that

collect her pages

I just want to say that 1) AltWatcher is doing the lord's work and 2) the altnps account, in my opinion, needs to be outright banned - and I don't say that merely because I loathe it, but because it's unbelievably unhealthy for this fake, plagiarizing, qanon-lite account to have this influence.

It’s time to scare your MAGA grandma into believing that she’s going to hell when she dies

Quality performance art. Easy to parse, thematically relevant, kinda gross. Love it.

“As long as I'm here, this...is...the Shinsengumi.”

Hijikata Toshizo (土方歳三) on 2025 Lexus IS 300.

Artwork by @momotowan.bsky.social
Design by @/abstract.nine (IG)
Print & install by @/wrapznslapz (IG)

Eishin Flash from Umamusume

It's time to hop on Arknights Endfield !
#ArknightsEndfield #Endfield0122 #명일방주엔드필드 #エンドフィールド #明日方舟終末地