men used to get unrealistic expectations from porn and women used to get them from romance books. now everyone gets them from playing immersive 100 hour videogames where an elf with a shadowy past comes to know love again through your shared adventure and offers up their glistening elf body to you
17.08.2025 22:27 β π 2494 π 406 π¬ 17 π 16
Me: I donβt know what to name my Argonianβ¦I fricking hate myself.
Lady friend: How about βGoes-on-Datesβ?
Me: Nobody would ever go on a date with me. Frick this.
Her, grabbing my hand: Whatβs this then?
Me, voice cracking: My hearts a stereo, it beats for you so listen close
14.08.2025 19:31 β π 265 π 56 π¬ 5 π 2
new tech thing after AI should be orbs
14.08.2025 12:06 β π 1170 π 147 π¬ 64 π 25
Writers should internalize Lao Tzu's lesson about how the emptiness at the center of a wheel is what makes it useful, and how a pot is valuable because of where the clay *isn't*. Corporate geek culture has warped us into thinking that negative spaces are flaws that need to be fixed.
08.08.2025 02:32 β π 5631 π 2135 π¬ 75 π 73
TURN ON THE FUCKING NEWS IT DOESNT MATTER WHAT CHANNEL
11.09.2001 12:14 β π 7162 π 2899 π¬ 102 π 136
03.08.2025 20:18 β π 3950 π 1315 π¬ 12 π 4
05.08.2025 13:59 β π 3409 π 922 π¬ 5 π 2
dude it was so fucking awesome they put the duck hunt dog in smash bros. that was funny as fuck
05.08.2025 04:17 β π 54 π 2 π¬ 6 π 0
Agnes Tachyon
#umamusume #tachyon
04.08.2025 17:33 β π 536 π 172 π¬ 2 π 1
If you put the DOGE guys on a desert island where the only way out was to say the magic words βIβm not sure what the answer is, let me consult someone who has worked on this problem for a long timeβ they would all starve to death
04.08.2025 03:23 β π 3256 π 467 π¬ 41 π 19
red looks so swaggy
02.08.2025 04:30 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
mecha teio
#umamusume #γ¦γε¨
31.07.2025 22:32 β π 1007 π 375 π¬ 7 π 2
Daily #1751 - Witchy
30.07.2025 21:00 β π 1458 π 293 π¬ 9 π 0
This shit ain't nothing to me, man
22.07.2025 03:00 β π 49 π 23 π¬ 0 π 3
The worms! the worms! The worms! The worms!
13.07.2025 21:00 β π 52 π 29 π¬ 0 π 0
The bugs are back
11.07.2025 12:00 β π 32 π 18 π¬ 0 π 0
I believe in you, you can accomplish anything you want in this life
26.06.2025 09:00 β π 58 π 27 π¬ 1 π 0
They should add a second child and see if omelas gets more awesome
23.07.2025 21:37 β π 814 π 177 π¬ 12 π 6
25.07.2025 14:11 β π 1473 π 282 π¬ 5 π 7
digital fan art of Falin from Dungeon Meshi in Chimera form
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24.07.2025 11:57 β π 14259 π 2863 π¬ 49 π 10
fighting artblock! π¦
14.07.2025 23:39 β π 3313 π 616 π¬ 22 π 2
TAIKI SHUTTLE!!! CUTE HONSE πβ¨ [CM]
23.07.2025 22:52 β π 2943 π 794 π¬ 21 π 3
Leda my queenπ§
23.07.2025 20:00 β π 1722 π 407 π¬ 14 π 0
samurai get all the attention but plenty of other guys also live by a code. for instance, plumbers
21.03.2024 17:36 β π 660 π 95 π¬ 15 π 4
ICOMA "Caution yellow"
22.07.2025 16:44 β π 2706 π 592 π¬ 9 π 7
Enter Sandman is a song about how scary bedtime is
22.07.2025 16:44 β π 531 π 52 π¬ 5 π 4
[Four little monkeys added you to a group chat] hey bro are you free right now and is your bed available by chance
22.07.2025 04:47 β π 53 π 16 π¬ 0 π 0
CAR Q&A
Q: am i getting old or do priuses look kinda cool now
A: you are not just getting old. they really made the prius look cool
21.07.2025 21:48 β π 790 π 21 π¬ 66 π 9
sorry your shitty daughter got fourth place at the swim meet and a trans woman got second, but if she really wanted to win she should've taken some testosterone
oh she didn't want to alter her whole body like that just to win at sports? no way
19.07.2025 15:57 β π 3535 π 612 π¬ 24 π 6
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