Sara Wallace Goodman

Semi-structured elite level interview with the vampire

Thematic analysis of interview with the vampire

Journal desk reject for low N size, non-representative of vampire universe. Did you try and snowball sample other vampires to interview?

counterargument: it’s Elton John’s “Mona Lisas and mad hatters,” from when penny lane overdoses in almost famous

Easier to enjoy if you still think of them as the Brooklyn Dodgers

Every conversation is a calculated risk for how crazy I want to sound describing the empirical world

I was gonna say, "This click better lead to a 'Re-examine your life and pay for their food' sign " but I was close.

This is a @tompepinsky.com quote.

Would Elie Wiesel (z”l) have consented to this? Probably not, but we don’t know. That’s the point. This is not the copyright expiring on Winnie the Pooh. This was a real man with a real life, and I think kids can develop tools of empathy and understanding by reading and discussing his words.

Hollywood gives us season after season of mindless reality tv but all I want is one (1) episode of Emma Thompson and Hugh Grant walking around, pointing at stuff, and being grumpy about it

What is this “end” of which you speak

treyf

Mirya, this Is weaponized helplessness. If anyone can build a corn cob car, it’s you.

It takes a lot to shock me In These Times.

That was quite the jumpscare.

With all these Nazi tattoos in the news, I can’t help but think about the time in college someone told me to “get gassed” and my professor chided me for being “too sensitive.”

Seems like politely ignoring these folks has created a false impression of acceptability.

Actually, no, here’s a good one: I got approval to use grant money on a service that required 600 layers of bureaucracy and that ive been pushing for since June.

Absolute victory.

I figured out how to repair my inkjet printer all by myself.

Love and honor!

Miami was a university before Florida was a state

No, but I have seen Troop Beverly Hills over 200 times. So...same.

how many years have you been tweeting this and I finally broke today and googled "Keyser Söze." I assumed it was a baseball player and this was one of your 3920 sports metaphors. Go Team!

How can a fetus play music!?

Finally home

Tough day for antisemites who think Jews control America

Is ThIs PrE-rEgIsTeReD

....which is propping up the stock market....

Parents exhibit the personalities of their cars. I know the cybertruck drivers are gonna cut.

You wouldn’t know her, she’s from Canada

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