Yourgos

"it's giving green couch" NO, it's a fucking green couch. It's not giving anything.

you think so? 🥹

now I can bless yet another timeline of yours 🫶

I do that too 😀

heyyy :3

hey, little gay people on my phone

Male pattern baldness? You mean “the sluttiest hairline a man can have”?

a blonde woman is standing in front of a purple background and says `` choose your own destiny '' . ALT: a blonde woman is standing in front of a purple background and says `` choose your own destiny '' .

Elon doesn't want me to be horny, but I choose my own destiny.

boo

a year apart and i’m still getting out mugged by oomfie @samaridion.bsky.social

born to wear my wear my bf's oversized clothes, forced to be a 6'4 single fuck who doesn't find any clothes that fit him, let alone find a boyfriend bigger than him

pictograph of a person on a bed with a large erection. they are facing downwards, balancing on the penis. text at the top reads “post this if you sleep like this”

good night

christmas lunch plaaaaaaate:
-honey glazed pork with dried plums and gravy
-roasted potatoes
-basmati rice with pine nuts and spices
-coleslaw salad

Hard to build an oomf-base here since practically none of my none-nsfw oomfs moved on here from twitter. Guess I'll keep screaming into this endless void.

Have been saying this for the past month, it feels like

I was never allowed to play with cards when I was young, especially yugioh ones, but this feels very nostalgic. Even in this fake gay digital form.

Kinda ate this up, kinda healing my inner child.

Your favorite album / you

also, here'sa rainbow

this might've been my first truly vers year. my hook ups have been 50% me topping and 50% me bottoming. truly beautiful

ma'am this is regular acc, sit down

dressed for the occasion kinda