Starry Poppies

I know it's a little late and I don't know if this had already been said but here we go!

Prince Hamlet if the play took place on Thanksgiving:

"Hm.. tur-key, or not tur-key, that is the question."

Baking is fun, until you realize you have to buy more butter.. again.

a cartoon drawing of a person standing in a corner Alt: Little dude curling up in a corner.

I would like to retire now.

...

..

From life, that is.

The culture wars, the race wars, the gender wars...all smoke screens for the war they don't want you to fight.

The class wars.

Yo, did I just come out of my depressive episode?!! Man.. it feels good to be back.

Holy shot*, I can't believe I just realized what happened on C.ai ..my disappointment is immeasurable and my life is ruined. (Not really, but it still hurts. Bad.)

Oh, man. I really hope noone sees this post.

Nerd asks Jock if he will be there for him in numerous different scenarios: walking in a forest, spotting him in a gym, helping him with a presentation, fighting together in post-apocalyptic war, even in death. Jock reassures that he will always be there with him.

Will you be there?