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My coworkers joking how they're all recovering from a flu that almost took them out after we were all in a tightly-packed in-person meeting last week after arriving while symptomatic 🥴

please give us more personal data please please please please c’mon you’re being so mean dude. we only got breached like three times. we’re NOT going to sell it man please please please plus its for like safety? so you’re the one who looks stupid right now come on pleaaaaaase just one data point bro

In 20-goddamn-18. She cares SO much about young girls.

someone just tried attacking rep ilhan omar at her town hall in north minneapolis, reportedly trying to spray her with something, but was tackled before he could get to her. she returned to speaking

ilhan omar continues to speak after a man tried attacking her and spraying her with something at a town hall event. he was tackled by people including state sen bobby joe champion. i see city council member latrisha vetaw next to her too

this is a terrifying environment

The funny part is watching them realize it's not what they want. Everyone in town is raging about the abundance of flock cameras and being surveilled all the time. But what did you think the outcome of endless funding would be?

Day 1 gazillion of asking the dysautonomia community to stop one-upping medical symptoms/needs when someone else is talking about their own struggles and needs

2016 was the worst year of my life, personally, but it was also objectively a terrible year and I'm tired of people pretending that it was the Good Times

YouTube video by Charalanahzard I'm angry.

Twitter is the world’s largest generator of CSAM & non-consensual porn by a margin of about 8000%, and somehow… MSM isn’t even reporting on it.

(also includes advice for reporting ‘deepfake harassment’ to police if it escalates to a point where restraining order is necessary)

youtu.be/p71qQKmIGhQ

You know, when I come and go at 3 am, I simply don't beep my horn 6 times locking the car and have loud conversations. But I guess I'm not all of my neighbors

Damn no one mentioned tATu was back together?

The hardest part of making taco meat is not eating it all straight from the pan with a spoon

No matter how bad the Boomer/GenX/Millennial/GenZ tensions are, nothing is going to compare with the Gen Alpha v. Gen Beta rivalry and I feel so bad for the next generation

As much as I too love joking about wishing we lived in precedented times, we can't ignore that current events are very much precedented, even if they're undesirable. Ignoring history's teachings is a massive mistake if we have any chance of rewriting future outcomes

DBs really said what if we load teenagers up with caffeine and let them roam free as a business model

If your pets also need meds for firework anxiety, a reminder that pre-medicatibg tonight (with vet guidance) may help make tomorrow's meds more effective

I've left treats out before when I've had large packages delivered, they've always been very appreciative!

UPS just dropped off my meds and it's taking me longer to write this than the time it too him to pull up, run up and down 2 flights of stairs, and pull off again. And he even set the box down gently. Thank you for your service today, my guy 🫡😭

I feel sick, every other kid I knew growing up went to this camp

Seriously, this. I've had one sinus infection since 2019. I feel for people with kids, but then hey, maybe do something to not give that to the rest of us

it's the time of year when people start asking why are so many people sick when no one is masking, no one is staying home when sick, no one is getting their boosters, everyone is attending inside events with poor ventilation, and everyone is traveling

U.S. plans to stop recommending most childhood vaccines, defer to doctors The plan, which is not finalized, suggests children get fewer shots and shifts to a model telling parents to consult doctors to make their own vaccine choices.

rfk will not rest until your kid is dead wapo.st/4s2l2zn

When apparently your post is relatable: ohno

If my car could do 6 months without a problem, I'd REALLY APPRECIATE IT

Thank you i am! Its very windy here but the flooding is kept to just a couple roads (that aren't mine)

remember not to use the rebooted Vine app (diVine). it's made by a guy who's a huge AI fan and Melon Husk's friend and the reason diVine will not allow AI generated content is because they want to use all of the real human made videos to train their AI models

ICE snatched a human rights hero.

Guan Heng risked his life to capture video of Uyghur concentration camps. After escaping to the U.S., Guan was in hiding for years, not knowing his work had been crucial to substantiating China's mass detention practices.

On Monday, he has an asylum hearing in NY.

The PNW is the only place I know that can have massive flooding and everyone is on Instagram like "damn, this is kinda beautiful"

If someone takes a few extra minutes to help me, I know they're not meeting their time quotas. Making a customer's experience a good one should be the rule, not against it