Double Trouble Kingchesters

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The twins may have incredible good looks, but they're clumsy as hell when they actually try to be seductive. It just turns into a huge mess as soon as they make any effort.

For example, Laika is at her most charming when she's still half asleep and getting ready for the day.

"Zep. We should get back into horse racing."

"...Zep, we need to get girlfriends. ...Or boyfriends. I don't really care. We've just been single for two long."

"...Lai, that would require us to properly meet new people."

"...Zep, none of these people even have abs. I haven't seen a single actual washboard stomach here yet."

reason with anymore. If only they reunited with her before she became such an unfixable fucking mess.

harmful member of this family, and despite all the claims of accepting her faults she never actually takes accountability for them.

So Laika's leaving, and dragging Zephyr out with her. They'll make sure not to get in the way of the nurses doing their jobs, but Reina isn't somebody worth trying to-

"Wendy is somebody who was nearly murdered, and you forgave the one who tried to do it."

Laika has no respect for Reina. She wanted to try making up for the old days when she heard that Reina was in the hospital, but now? Now she sees that Reina was never worth the fuss. She's the second most-

incident, she's done with the crocodile tears of an emotionally abusive little cunt."

...Yeah, Zephyr's not going to push his luck and interrupt again after that bomb.

sister you supposedly saw as an idol doesn't want anything else to do with you. Because no matter how much damage you do, you still insist on dodging all responsibility and getting your way anyway. ...You know why Lavinia isn't giving you another chance? It's because even without the brainwashing-

go too long without getting your way. Mom would probably be sad that our family is like this, yeah. But I bet she'd be ashamed as hell to hear you swinging her memory around like a fucking weapon against the family that YOU are damaging in the first place. That kind of shit is exactly why the-

stick to a choice. And Lavinia didn't choose you. Celia didn't choose you. Neither of them do it to shit on Mom's grave, either."

"Vulgar-"

And gross. But Laika's lecture is continuing.

"They just recognize that you're an insufferable bitch who will drop that kind of emotional blackmail if you-

to be seen but not heard to you. You brush everybody else off but have the audacity to cry when you get the same treatment. You even throw out wild accusations like how they hate our mother! Well guess what? You're proving exactly why, unlike you, some people are willing to put their foot down and-

Celia-"

Oh. No nicknames. Laika's genuinely fed up if she's not playing around with nicknames.

"wouldn't hate your guts if you ever actually listened to anybody you weren't fucking or wanting to fuck."

...Low blow-

"It's like everybody who isn't Wendy or that missing idol chick are just meant-

"You've already been told what her compromise is, Re-"

SMACK!
...Zephyr didn't even finish his sentence before Laika straight up slapped Reina across the face.

"Get over yourself, spoiled little bitch. Nobody listens to you? Well why the hell would they when you don't listen to them? Lavinia and-

Lavinia gave her condition already. She's not leaving room for negotiation anymore. I'm sorry, but you won't be given a chance to talk to her again. She wouldn't agree to it even if we were the ones to suggest it. She wants nothing to do with anything Kingchester anymore."

...Laika looks like she's about to punt Reina out the window.

"Zep, gimme your newspaper."

"...I don't just keep a newspaper on hand."

"Dammit. Find me a magazine, then. I need to roll something up and smack Pipsqueak."

Zephyr's just going to sigh and take over for a while.

"Reina, listen.-

can see why the other siblings butt heads with her so much.

But as much as the twins have been disappointed in Reina, they were still the ones to go talk to Lavinia.

"...Hate to break it to you, Pipsqueak. But I'm pretty sure this right now is the sign that you already used your last chance. Kinda too late to be asking for another last chance."

The twins can certainly agree that talking to Reina feels like talking to a particularly thick wall sometimes. They-

making people decide to leave, despite how much you supposedly want a connected family."

we're getting on with our lives. It's not that we don't care about her. We're just remembering that life is for the living. It would be great if we could all get along! But... If somebody is ready to leave the family behind, then we have to respect that. Even if it sucks. ...And you've been the one-

"...Pipsqueak. Mom's been gone a long time now. And..."

Looks like Laika's actually hesitant to say this, but... Eventually she gets it out.

"You were the closest to her. You were the one taken along to the island that day. Not the rest of us. The rest of us just... We've done our mourning and-

doesn't want. ...This family is fucked. None of us are making it better. ...Gotta be honest, letting go is the healthiest thing you can do for both Melons and yourself right now. Trying to force her to stay is the number one way to make her hate you even more."

There's a sigh, and Laika ruffling Reina's hair... A bit too roughly, though.

"You have to let go if she's decided that she's done with us, Pipsqueak. If you try to force her to stay, then you are making it all about you. You're just trying to make what you want happen, even if it's what she-

you a sitting duck. For once in your life, stop being a spoiled brat."

not medically fit to be trusted with Pokemon right now."

And now back to Laika with blunt facts.

"Besides, how are you going to afford a lawyer anyway? I doubt you can even afford this hospital bill. Plus, Lavinia is giving you an easy way out. You're the one threatening a lawsuit that would make-

own desires."

Zephyr's popping in with his own two cents as well.

"You're already fortunate that you're not facing charges for what you did while that thing was brainwashing you. Don't press your luck. Lavinia's lawyer could argue that the transfer happened before the brainwashing, or that you're-

...The twins are not looking impressed right now.

"Listen, pipsqueak. Stop making everything about you. It's always what you want around here. If anybody else could get their way around you, then Lavinia wouldn't need to ditch the family again and move to a region with no Kingchesters to chase her-

your Pokemon back without further issue if you sign that paperwork to acknowledge and agree to the No Contact order when it arrives. If you try to contest the order, then she won't give them back."

...Well holy shit. That couldn't be any worse.

papers acknowledging the orders, then it goes more smoothly for her lawyer. All resisting will do is delay the inevitable. ...And that's where your Pokemon come in."

She'll look over to Zephyr, urging him to continue before she puts something indelicately.

"...Lavinia has promised to give all of-

her tongue, taking a seat on the edge of the hospital bed.

"Since Melons is being backed by a powerful company and citing the potential conflict of interests as the reasoning behind the orders, it'll be pretty easy for a court to enforce it even if somebody tries to appeal it. But if we sign-