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A ★★★ review of The Bride! (2026) The Bride is a real mess. Thankfully, it is a great looking, almost pleasantly chaotic mess bolstered by strong direction and a bold lead performance. The script is the real issue. There's a bizarre f...

A very confused film that has no real clue what it is trying to say.

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Start your day with Emmanuelle Béart

Not do I. And obviously Hemsworth has been pretty busy.

A ★★★½ review of War Machine (2026) Do you want to see Jack Reacher do battle with a massive fucking Decepticon? Well, if you do, then I have the movie for you. Starts off as a straight war/soldier movie, then becomes a combination of T...

I was wondering why this looked surprisingly like a real movie given that it is a Netflix movie.

Yeah, Netflix didn't make it. Mystery solved.

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Yeah, they're just so well made, huge effort goes into them, you can tell they genuinely want to push what's possible.

And in their defence, it was 3 years between films, and the second came out in 2023, so hopefully soon.

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I really feel like they should have made Extraction 3 by now.

It's really quite something, I thought.

Have you seen this?

Absolutely fucking gorgeous film.

Yes... It's been out for a week!

OUT OF THE FUCKING HOSPITAL. FINALLY.

I very much limit myself to how many times I watch it. Have to be careful with things like that, lest they lose some power.

There's no point anywhere in the post below that isn't really weird. Every word feels insane.

Rental Family is such a wonderful film.

Well...

Connery was so tired of Bond at that point, he wouldn't have done what was needed.

Rog could have done it, for sure.

But, I'm glad we had George. He did a bang up job. Very special.

Interesting

At that age, I wonder if you stop, then you just stop, it must be the keeping going that makes it possible.

Well, he does apparently only do a single take and then moves on to the next, that at least explains how he gets so much done.

Scott is doing the Bee Gees movie next I think.

I wondered if maybe they were waiting for Alvarez to be free?

Suggests to me that it isn't happening.

Very nice to finally see it! Hoping mine is coming in next week.

And yeah, there's two Zelda sets now, both overpriced and never on sale.

Honestly, I'd say Odessa A'zion acts him off the screen every time she's there.

I always think as well, they surround him with better actors, constantly. Dune wasn't a success because of him, it has a HUGE ensemble cast.

He's never the best thing in one of his movies and that's super telling to me.

Even if he was a good actor, he isn't, he's just average and tries too hard, it's very clear from many, many things, that's he's a trash sort of person.

He's such a twit.