The karma will be so wonderful when that sibling realizes that being executor isn’t just a title that makes them feel important, but it means that they have to do 2 sets of taxes. 😂

There will come a day where, as the overachieving sibling who got handed extra chores as a reward for competency, the underachieving sibling will somehow be named executor of the will.

The Scrubs reboot is such a breath of fresh air the landscape of tv show reboots. I hate reboots, I was really worried this would suck, but it so very much does not. ❤️

Bill Lawrence is also still making really wonderful television shows, and that works to the benefit of this reboot. 🥲

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My neighbors, who moved in at the start of their lease just 6 months ago, were evicted from their home this morning. So I think the economy is doing swell. No one is underpaid or losing their jobs and are totally able to make ends meet!!

Nailed it in the SOTU last night!

Great, two entities that hallucinate inaccurately. What could go wrong

Every day I wake up and deal with people romanticizing the early 2000s and making me feel old

Juicy on the ass

Someone a decade+ younger than I asked me if I saw the Matrix in theaters and how cool that must have been

The last snow in my yard just melted today 😭😭😭😭

We lost Panera to PE so the bread bowl+soup concept could evolve to a higher calling.

Blue Currents, by Tunji Adeniyi-Jones, 2025, 📸 by @tiltoncreative

La Retraite de Hugues de Payens, by Georges Mathieu, 1958 (rotated), 📸 by @tiltoncreative

MILAN, ITALY - FEBRUARY 19: (EDITOR'S NOTE: Image was captured using a remote camera positioned above the field of play.) Megan Keller #5 of Team United States scores the game winning goal in overtime against Claire Thompson #42 and Ann-Renee Desbiens #35 of Team Canada to win the gold medal during the Women's Gold Medal match between the United States and Canada on day 13 of the Milano Cortina 2026 Winter Olympic games at Milano Santagiulia Ice Hockey Arena on February 19, 2026 in Milan, Italy. (Photo by Jared C. Tilton/Getty Images)

put it in the Louvre

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I HAVE BEEN IN THE SAME MEETING SINCE WE TIED AND I HAVE KEPT A STONE FACE THID ENTIRE TIME

Getting shut out would be pretty awful tbh

I deserve a gold medal for keeping a neutral face and not cursing during the team meeting I was facilitating when that goal was scored. 🤬

Seems like I saved myself a lot of stress in forgetting about the match today 🙃

😩😩😩😩 Not Croix getting traded 😩😩😩😩

Bet you all wish you had Caleb Williams and the Cardiac Bears now, don’t you?

Don Draper yells that’s what the commercial is for!

WATCH THE TRAILER NOW???

When do the pop tarts come out?

This feels like a great metaphor for SF tech culture and their perception of reality

Notovirus breakout at the Olympics sounds like the worst thing ever 😩

This is because they finally plowed my street today after a week of driving on a sheet of ice.

How is Katie McCabe supposed to drink out of that?

If it’s a Champions Cup why is the trophy not a cup? 😩 Why is it a platter?

The Champions of Europe are the Champions of the world 🌎🏆

The first annual FIFA Women's Champions Cup ends in an electric, extra time final at the Emirates where Arsenal takes home the 2 million dollar prize 🤩

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I remember a lot of this nonsense in the World Cup too.

Why is FIFA VAR such trash in women’s football

What’s the point of football