Things that are inevitable the day before a presentation to the new VP

You put teams in 4 cities, none of which were Chicago (has 2 MLB teams and broader metro area was home to the OG league!), and then posted up games a few hours outside Chicago???

Who is making these decisions and why

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Good morning good morning. Are both of my teams in first place in their respective leagues/divisions at the same time?

Yes 🤠

🥲

About to have stadiums full of the world’s biggest morons next summer. Incredible.

I can’t believe I fought with espn and logged in right as KC equalized.

Sorry bats 🫠

@espn.com can you use your rate increases to fix your garbage app? I have spectrum, I have espn unlimited, I have espn+…can’t login and access content.

Theft.

😭🙌

Weird choice. Statistically, there are less people over there. 🙄

Didn’t even get the side with the penalties 😭

What’s it like to support teams that don’t give up equalizers in injury time 🫠

Crying bc Leo Trossard (and also extra time in DC when i was ready to not climb back to my seat)

Texts from the concourse from the restless with a middle seat

A “ref you suck” chant briefly breaks out at Audi. Earned tbh.

Hal is playing too shallow by design and I don’t understand

Audi(er) needs to be rowdier.

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When VAR calls the goal back…

Prove it?

Ref vibes were bad early on

Can someone explain this to me, as a person in the stadium

View from the beer line doesn’t suck. 🙏

In case my stance isn’t clear, Jessica Berman sucks.

Just moseyed past Michele Kang and Jessica Berman. Not who I usually expect to see on the concourse??

Screenshot of ESPN app notifying the user that they can’t watch ESPN+ content without a primary ESPN plan, defeating the purpose of ESPN+

I love living in this timeline where my spouse isn’t getting paid because of grown ups throwing a tantrum and also not getting to watch sports I pay for because of grownups throwing a tantrum. I hate you @espn.com, you greedy jerks

No you’re crying at the gym

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Incredible how the Bears offense puts up 41 points and special teams and defense take the day off. For fucks sake

Disney’s greed knows no bounds. Locked out of football today after price increases to Disney+, espn+ every few months and YouTube not rolling over to their recent price gouging tactics.