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A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live. "This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario." The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World.

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. John Default Profile Picture: "No one read this statement and thought it was distasteful? Why did Miyamoto think this would help anyone?" NintenDeen: "Simple: Nintendo is so depraved that they'd exploit a global crisis to boost the player count of the failed Mario Kart World and force consumers back into the Switch 2 ecosystem to boost sales and player numbers."

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD." Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version." PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands."

A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"

Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not

My youtube mixes can be kinda wack sometimes. At one point I could be listening to movie version of For Good from Wicked, then for the next song, I’m listening to きゅびびびびずむ。

A ★★★★ review of Hachi: A Dog's Tale (2009) You ever been in a VRChat world full of grown men crying? I have.

boxd.it/d7ujpB

Shit, I don’t know if I’ll be able to contribute this weekend because of work, but I did make some decent progress last weekend.

OH SHIT.

if i know discord for anything is that they can and will pussy out if people bully them enough for something. get fucking loud about this

How much do you guys wanna bet this decision is getting rolled back due to backlash?

I’m porting UNBEATABLE to the Apple Macintosh.

From 1984.

Don’t worry, I plan on contributing when I head to round 1 after work Sunday.

Oh yeah, I never mentioned this here, but I’m starting a new job at Sandbox VR starting today.

@iamtoolbox.bsky.social

Fair lmao

Idk, I feel like that’s just bad game literacy on their end. The game makes it very clear at the start you can spare enemies. There’s even a tutorial in both undertale and deltarune explaining how to.

Tbf, I was not aware this kind of person existed until this very moment.

BENOM!?

This is the first time I’ve ever heard of this series

This happened when I tried to unlock "The More I carry on..."

uhh.....

There’s nothing I can say about this take that won’t bite me in the ass later, so all I’m going to say is trans rights.

Concord 2: electric boogaloo.

In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.

Just sent a join request!

Maimai circle gaming

I didn’t have any video but I do have pictures that I sent over.

Unbeatable game available now

Okay…it’s still gonna have its theatrical run, right?

Right?