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Latest posts by bratcave.bsky.social on Bluesky

At some point in law school you should have learned to spell “lieu”

04.11.2025 20:41 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Received a subpoena from the state’s attorney’s office that I feel the need to mark up with a red pen and send back. It’s so bad I literally had to make sure it wasn’t some kind of scam.

04.11.2025 20:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I can’t believe things are so bad that dick Cheney is dead and I don’t even really care that much

04.11.2025 14:14 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Believe him when he talks about the pain he wants to inflict on your communities, families, & children.

This is a lawless and destructive government hellbent on denying due process, dignity, & respect to our most vulnerable.

Get in the fight. Support your local teams pushing back against this.

02.11.2025 23:29 — 👍 647    🔁 233    💬 15    📌 1
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At least 2 people — both citizens — were detained by immigration agents in Albany Park Friday. blockclubchi.co/4hDz8Cu

31.10.2025 17:47 — 👍 308    🔁 185    💬 20    📌 36

“some people abuse SNAP” your soul is rotten

30.10.2025 17:35 — 👍 11705    🔁 2944    💬 223    📌 223

No one should have to put up with this shit but in particular kids should not have to put up with this shit

30.10.2025 17:04 — 👍 3683    🔁 854    💬 26    📌 10

Notable that the people carrying Trumpism don't act like they believe they're carrying out the will of the public, they act like dictators terrified of a spontaneous uprising so swift and massive it overwhelms their protective services before assistance can arrive.

30.10.2025 15:23 — 👍 2188    🔁 729    💬 62    📌 32

If you see someone stealing food - no you didn't.

30.10.2025 00:47 — 👍 6095    🔁 1943    💬 126    📌 45

At the end of the day, we are all Americans. Sure, we have differences on policy. One side wants to give everyone healthcare and good wages. The other wants to create a white Christian ethnostate where the president can legally assassinate anyone at will. But we are not enemies.

29.10.2025 18:54 — 👍 359    🔁 81    💬 14    📌 6

Keep honking I’m listening to la loose by waxhatchee (2015) and crying

28.10.2025 18:22 — 👍 22    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

I have all the AI settings turned off on Pinterest and it is still impossible to find wedding make up and hairstyles that aren’t AI.

I can’t use those as examples they aren’t real faces!!!!

27.10.2025 17:44 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Video from today's first gas attack.

Saturday morning in Chicago.

25.10.2025 16:17 — 👍 1991    🔁 1115    💬 101    📌 173
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Federal agents tear gassing the Lake View neighborhood.

24.10.2025 18:34 — 👍 1365    🔁 725    💬 117    📌 127

Why is @govpritzker.illinois.gov allowing Chicago PD to standby and do nothing to stop this?

“In the video, Griffin addressed the police officers as he was dragged away by the agents, saying “Officers, you’re letting this happen,” as an agent grabbed him by his neck and placed him in the SUV.”

24.10.2025 18:24 — 👍 96    🔁 32    💬 2    📌 3

he should tear down the whole thing and make it One Big Ballroom honestly. nonstop balls. the dancing, it will never stop

23.10.2025 21:23 — 👍 413    🔁 21    💬 23    📌 7

It’s hard to not feel so motherfucking depressed about it all, huh?

23.10.2025 21:51 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

locking in & crashing out

22.10.2025 21:33 — 👍 518    🔁 36    💬 26    📌 1

This ballroom thing just kinda feels like a way to keep a senile old man busy and big time libs occupied complaining about something that doesn’t really matter in comparison to a bunch of other shit happening right now

22.10.2025 21:19 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

fucking Nazis

22.10.2025 20:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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ICE was ripping up the northside yesterday & already at it again today. do you know your rights? as an immigrant, as a citizen, as a bystander? learn how to protect yourself and others! ICIRR is hosting virtual & in person trainings. saturday is right off the red line- if you can be there… be there

22.10.2025 14:24 — 👍 80    🔁 74    💬 1    📌 0

It’s hard to convey just how much Chicagoans are mobilizing against ICE. Don’t want to downplay the harm, or make it seem like a fair fight. But in neighborhoods across this city, ICE is getting chased by people blowing whistles and shouting. People are running TOWARD ICE to protect their neighbors.

22.10.2025 12:12 — 👍 16753    🔁 4177    💬 295    📌 275

Honestly, we needed a classic jewel heist

19.10.2025 22:41 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

the last one had weird vibes to me, a lot of AI generated images of Trump kissing Putin or Elon and it was just like “wow, if your brain didn’t stop you from making that sign at some point we are not on the same page about what is wrong in this country”

18.10.2025 17:19 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I think if people’s moms are getting in the street it’s a good thing, but I do wish that any aspect of the “No Kings” thing felt less cringey

18.10.2025 17:15 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

None of my gen z friends know how to party and it’s very concerning to me

18.10.2025 05:39 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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rough one for Gen X

14.10.2025 01:19 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I personally think news about the secret police snatching people in my city should not be behind a paywall

10.10.2025 22:23 — 👍 247    🔁 50    💬 0    📌 1

Cleaning out old playlists on my Spotify, I found one I made when I was 24 and crushing super hard on someone. Boy, is that a humiliating thing to revisit

09.10.2025 16:11 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

We’re getting rid of leaf blowers by eating 50 leaves a day each. Get out there

02.10.2025 18:28 — 👍 1167    🔁 235    💬 4    📌 20

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