joos

loser behavior

hello 911? i went to a snowball fight and got hit with a snowball

The Del Toro Frankenstein is worse than the Fennell Wuthering Heights. My credentials? I was a weird goth girl who liked to read

Today we’re ending the war on being stupid as fuck

Interesting to watch people realize that the law doesn’t care about women and children being abused at all. Welcome to the hell I’ve lived in for the last decade

Media moved on because for one hour Trump pinky-swore he was going to do his genocide in a nicer way, and every day since the people in Minnesota are showing us it looks like a war zone

Notice how the popular media narrative has moved on, while people on the ground in Minneapolis are still struggling and crying out that things are as bad as ever. This is how fascist regimes operate — overreach, recalibration, normalization. Get louder, not quieter.

No son, they are not "magically delicious." The workers made them delicious. This is a slogan meant to mystify the social conditions of labor

Kind of want to do something stupid for my 33rd birthday, like get my belly button pierced

Ride in the square gondola, aka punting
Also all the colleges have beautiful secret locations that only students can get into but I’d bet you could find someone to let you in

My abusive ex loved Chomsky and that’s a coincidence, but let’s just go with it

dozens of women have accused him of sexual misconduct including rape and assaulting children and when you see him speak this way you know he doesn't even care to deny it, because he doesn't think he did anything wrong

The wrong Home Alone 2 actor died.

the arrest of journalists in minneapolis, including don lemon, is more evidence that the only move the administration knows how to make is to use force, and does not know how to respond when that force is met with defiance and indifference.

to be ignored by 1 friend I know for a fact has 55 unread messages in their phone on any given day? Whatever.

to be ignored by everyone I know from a specific life event? I’m passing away

I don’t like group chats because whenever I ask a general “does anyone wanna do this thing with me?” and no one even responds, it truly makes me wanna die lol

We call for a deescalation of tensions from both sides, the murderers and the people being murdered

There is a video out this morning showing ICE agents wrestling a man onto the ground in Minneapolis and then shooting him. I counted twelve shots.

It looks like two ICE agents fired at the man. He was wrestled to the ground and beaten by approximately 6 ICE agents before being shot.

Meme image. Text reads "I bring a sort of "please move all the way to the back" vibe to "riding the bus at rush hour" that "grown adults who know better" don't really like. Image is a black man wearing a black shirt and black backward hat, standing at the railing of a small deck looking out on a yard and roadway

Absolutely lawless. The people against the creation of DHS were right. The people saying abolish ice so long ago were right. The people saying it now are right. Any elected official who is unwilling to commit to that should be pilloried out of office.

Money makes us all cowards

Chuckling at the people in the U.S. who consistently shit on people who live in "red" states... Well according to others in the world, the entire US is now a "red" state. Not so easy to overthrow authoritarians, is it?

From Senator Chris McDaniel: “Lately, some folks have taken to calling ICE “the Gestapo.” It sounds fierce. It feels righteous. But it isn’t true, and it isn’t harmless. The Gestapo was a secret police force. No warrants. No courts. No lawyers. And no appeals. People vanished in the night, not because they broke the law, but because the law no longer meant anything. The knock on the door was the sentence. ICE isn’t that. Not even close. ICE is a public agency enforcing laws passed by elected officials. Its agents file reports. They seek warrants. They lose cases. Judges stop them. Lawyers challenge them. Some detainees go home. That’s not tyranny. That’s bureaucracy, for better and worse. You can hate immigration policy. You can argue enforcement is too harsh, too sloppy, or too broad. You can work to have the law changed if you wish. That’s a republic doing what it’s supposed to do. But when you call ordinary law enforcement “the Gestapo,” you cheapen real evil. You turn history into a slogan and suffering into a metaphor. And once every badge is tyranny, no tyranny is left to recognize. In Mississippi, I was raised to believe words should earn their weight. This one hasn't yet. It throws around the language of dictatorship while living under a system where courts still rule, lawyers still argue, and the government still loses. That difference matters. Because the day enforcement becomes secret, unchecked, and answerable to no one, we won’t need to borrow names from history. We’ll know exactly what we’re dealing with. And we’ll wish we’d kept our words honest.”

“ICE isn’t the Gestapo. The Gestapo was…” (proceeds to describe qualities that apply to what ICE is currently doing)

The Bears needed to lose this so they have less leverage for stadium nonsense

sex and the city is my favorite monster of the week show

Note that the fascist is not using the pepper spray for crowd control. He is entering a vehicle unimpeded to depart. He is simply using the pepper spray to physically punish an unarmed citizen he doesn't like.

new york city is Real America. los angeles is Real America. chicago is Real America. minneapolis is Real America. seattle, portland, detroit etc etc. sick of this framing that it's otherwise. shut the fuck up

cannot stress enough that they are abducting legal observers left and right and people are hearing about this happening to other people and still immediately going “alright where can i go to help now”

Conducting a social experiment to see if one of my male friends will take the initiative to come pick up something he asked me to buy him at ikea or if I will have to prompt him to do it after it sits here for a month (I already know the answer)

Kat Abughazaleh go to a community meeting in the district you’re running in instead of hosting events at comedy venues outside the district challenge