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06.08.2025 00:24 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@oztots.bsky.social
The Right Excellent Ozzie. He/She/They, non-binary and loving it. Oscars fanatic turned movie nerd, 2x cat dad, queer supremacist, baseball fan, lover of animals and the outdoors (unless itβs too hot or too cold). South Beach is home Insta @therealoztots
Phew, thank goodness! I was a little worried π
06.08.2025 00:24 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Does it count as a #NationalUnderwearDay post if youβve shared all of these pics before? Guess weβll find out!
06.08.2025 00:23 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Look, if youβre not cool enough to know itβs Regina Hardonβs βInstructionsβ itβs okay to just ask for help.
open.spotify.com/track/5Afpkw...
unironically, this is the song of the summer. it's been in my head for three days straight.
05.08.2025 20:59 β π 1304 π 173 π¬ 78 π 30Lots to consider/struggle with in this mighty Andrea Long Chu takedown of Thomas Chatterton Williams, but this sentence is gold: "Editorial indulgence has resulted in such a sludge of footnotes and block quotes that the eye must often dismount and continue on foot." www.vulture.com/article/post...
05.08.2025 21:15 β π 92 π 13 π¬ 1 π 1My own personal Criterion Closet
04.08.2025 22:52 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Hi babe π
03.08.2025 16:50 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Since you asked so nicely ππ
02.08.2025 04:41 β π 63 π 1 π¬ 4 π 0An awful day to be a MN Twins fan
31.07.2025 22:51 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0So our new landlord says heβs going to charge us $5k on move out for painting and repairs to holes in the walls.
Our place is 900 square feet, mind you. You couldnβt get $5k to paint and patch this place even if you painted it all in fucking gold leaf.
I can but Iβm not mad about it
30.07.2025 22:35 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Excellent ad, I will be looking for these seaweed chips asap
30.07.2025 19:35 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0this is great bc my two cats are a VERY clingy social lion (Richard) and a VERY solitary, personal space loving tiger (Parker), and this is exactly how they interact w each other.
30.07.2025 16:59 β π 10 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Our ability to respectfully disagree ends when that disagreement is over whether I (or others) deserve the same fundamental rights as everybody else.
This isnβt hard.
I can say the word
idk dog if I were "the faggot that ran for president" I wouldn't waste my time trying to be "the faggot who ran for president a second time by selling out other queers" unless I were such a psychotic narcissist that I really did think I needed to placate men who stopped saying "faggot" post-2010
29.07.2025 11:19 β π 16 π 2 π¬ 2 π 1Her SoFL show in 12 days is the only thing keeping me going rn
29.07.2025 11:58 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Buenas Dias!
29.07.2025 11:55 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0A reasonable stance in almost any situation
29.07.2025 00:58 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0This has been quite a journey
29.07.2025 00:55 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Richard the Grey Cat with a very funny angry face
Richard says βturn the laser pointer back on, you fucking twatβ
29.07.2025 00:54 β π 21 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The Bear used to be so good.
29.07.2025 00:09 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Did she respond??
29.07.2025 00:05 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0Is it just me or have Uber drivers, as a whole, gotten worse at driving?
27.07.2025 18:41 β π 11 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0This part is making me so fucking mad.
27.07.2025 18:20 β π 8 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Tabby cat Parker asleep on the credenza in front of the TV. Cat TV (birds eating an orange) is playing on the TV.
Somebody got too excited and fell asleep watching cat tv π»π»
27.07.2025 14:43 β π 14 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Small gray cat scrunching herself on a square cement slab, she has a crazed look in her eyes
I bought Thistle a cement slab and I think it's a hit
26.07.2025 18:01 β π 3542 π 609 π¬ 93 π 29Well idk about you but this cheered ME up! ππ
26.07.2025 17:35 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Me in my green Calvinβs, in a mirror, with my Monsteta plant included next to the mirror
We have to move apartments in a month but itβs ok, weβre ready for the next round of blessings.
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