OzTots πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆΒ―\_πŸ₯³_/Β―πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ's Avatar

OzTots πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆΒ―\_πŸ₯³_/Β―πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ

@oztots.bsky.social

The Right Excellent Ozzie. He/She/They, non-binary and loving it. Oscars fanatic turned movie nerd, 2x cat dad, queer supremacist, baseball fan, lover of animals and the outdoors (unless it’s too hot or too cold). South Beach is home Insta @therealoztots

2,364 Followers  |  1,176 Following  |  1,863 Posts  |  Joined: 30.05.2023  |  2.0753

Latest posts by oztots.bsky.social on Bluesky

Phew, thank goodness! I was a little worried πŸ˜…

06.08.2025 00:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Post image Post image Post image Post image

Does it count as a #NationalUnderwearDay post if you’ve shared all of these pics before? Guess we’ll find out!

06.08.2025 00:23 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Look, if you’re not cool enough to know it’s Regina Hardon’s β€œInstructions” it’s okay to just ask for help.

open.spotify.com/track/5Afpkw...

05.08.2025 21:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

unironically, this is the song of the summer. it's been in my head for three days straight.

05.08.2025 20:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1304    πŸ” 173    πŸ’¬ 78    πŸ“Œ 30
Preview
Zero Tolerance Five years after the George Floyd protests, many liberals blame β€œwokeness” for stifling open debate. So why can’t they handle being disagreed with?

Lots to consider/struggle with in this mighty Andrea Long Chu takedown of Thomas Chatterton Williams, but this sentence is gold: "Editorial indulgence has resulted in such a sludge of footnotes and block quotes that the eye must often dismount and continue on foot." www.vulture.com/article/post...

05.08.2025 21:15 β€” πŸ‘ 92    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

My own personal Criterion Closet

04.08.2025 22:52 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hi babe 😘

03.08.2025 16:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Since you asked so nicely 😎😘

02.08.2025 04:41 β€” πŸ‘ 63    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

An awful day to be a MN Twins fan

31.07.2025 22:51 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So our new landlord says he’s going to charge us $5k on move out for painting and repairs to holes in the walls.

Our place is 900 square feet, mind you. You couldn’t get $5k to paint and patch this place even if you painted it all in fucking gold leaf.

31.07.2025 20:56 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I can but I’m not mad about it

30.07.2025 22:35 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
a woman says well that 's a bummer in front of a green car ALT: a woman says well that 's a bummer in front of a green car
30.07.2025 22:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Excellent ad, I will be looking for these seaweed chips asap

30.07.2025 19:35 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

this is great bc my two cats are a VERY clingy social lion (Richard) and a VERY solitary, personal space loving tiger (Parker), and this is exactly how they interact w each other.

30.07.2025 16:59 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Our ability to respectfully disagree ends when that disagreement is over whether I (or others) deserve the same fundamental rights as everybody else.

This isn’t hard.

30.07.2025 15:49 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
I can say the word

I can say the word

idk dog if I were "the faggot that ran for president" I wouldn't waste my time trying to be "the faggot who ran for president a second time by selling out other queers" unless I were such a psychotic narcissist that I really did think I needed to placate men who stopped saying "faggot" post-2010

29.07.2025 11:19 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

Her SoFL show in 12 days is the only thing keeping me going rn

29.07.2025 11:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Buenas Dias!

29.07.2025 11:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

A reasonable stance in almost any situation

29.07.2025 00:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This has been quite a journey

29.07.2025 00:55 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Richard the Grey Cat with a very funny angry face

Richard the Grey Cat with a very funny angry face

Richard says β€œturn the laser pointer back on, you fucking twat”

29.07.2025 00:54 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Bear used to be so good.

29.07.2025 00:09 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Did she respond??

29.07.2025 00:05 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Is it just me or have Uber drivers, as a whole, gotten worse at driving?

27.07.2025 18:41 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This part is making me so fucking mad.

27.07.2025 18:20 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Tabby cat Parker asleep on the credenza in front of the TV. Cat TV (birds eating an orange) is playing on the TV.

Tabby cat Parker asleep on the credenza in front of the TV. Cat TV (birds eating an orange) is playing on the TV.

Somebody got too excited and fell asleep watching cat tv 😻😻

27.07.2025 14:43 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Post image 26.07.2025 22:32 β€” πŸ‘ 322    πŸ” 26    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 8
Small gray cat scrunching herself on a square cement slab, she has a crazed look in her eyes

Small gray cat scrunching herself on a square cement slab, she has a crazed look in her eyes

I bought Thistle a cement slab and I think it's a hit

26.07.2025 18:01 β€” πŸ‘ 3542    πŸ” 609    πŸ’¬ 93    πŸ“Œ 29

Well idk about you but this cheered ME up! 😍😘

26.07.2025 17:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Me in my green Calvin’s, in a mirror, with my Monsteta plant included next to the mirror

Me in my green Calvin’s, in a mirror, with my Monsteta plant included next to the mirror

We have to move apartments in a month but it’s ok, we’re ready for the next round of blessings.

26.07.2025 17:06 β€” πŸ‘ 41    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

@oztots is following 20 prominent accounts