Oberon (Vortigern)

Who the hell wants to survive the end of the world, man.

[Passing by while eating chips (the fries kind).]

What is he saying about me now.

The harder you try to avoid it. [Turning to Oberon.] the more likely summons become.

And you sound so happy about it.

[Hearing everyone go "aww oberon" followed by a pillar of flame in the distance.]

died in battle. [crossing his fingers] c'monnnn died in battle.

Burn not the dragon: docs.google.com/document/d/1...

Malice beam.

Hey.

Not this fucking guy.

Good job guys!

Are they killing Merlin's ass in the QRTs

/ obie has so many enemies every time I log in I feel like the knife cat

Fae Britain is destroyed, so most of my goals were accomplished. It's more of a draw than a victory. Also, you didn't do shit. You just threw quartz into the gachapon machine and I came out.

Uh, no? How did you even come to that conclusion.

That can't be. They say with age comes wisdom.

Is that the secret to your eternal youth.

Yeah, that'll do it. Kill me like it's 2015.

Give this girl a #true

Avalon is fake lol. Who the fuck is Merlin, you've been talking to thin air. You sound crazy right now.

More like Abalone because the motherfuckers living there are fishy as fuck

When the beat drops I'm going to kill myself.

Simple minds, simple pleasures.

Work smart, not hard. One of these days I will wring the life out of you.

[Bows] Thank you.

I think Artoria used to do that fingers in the ears tactic when she was four.