low-poly pigeon 🌿

Stardew needed an incel route

Somebody set up a puzzle station at work with a bunch of easy 50-200pc puzzles and it’s so funny to watch the testers visit it on and off all day like humming birds lol

Every time I make a mistake at work it’s always the most boo boo baby easy bullshit that I’ve done correctly 900 times and my brain just decided to glitch. It makes me crazy. So embarrassing. 💀💀💀

“What part of your OC/their lore is wish fulfillment” we don’t have time to unpack all that LMAO

Not defending it, I literally don't know anything about it. I'm just very curious what they did to it.

Cracking up at the absolute dogging of the new Wuthering Heights film. My literary theory class examined that book through basically every theoretical lens for like 2/3 of a semester and didn't run out of topics so I'm curious how they sanded it down enough that people are calling it smooth-brained.

Mostly I’m dehydrated and weak of spirit I fear

This plus anxiety plus wisdom tooth pain I’m clinging to a thread 🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠

I’m 5’2” I can’t keep scaling Mount Everest to rip this shit off the ceiling just to sleep

If my smoke alarm goes off for no reason at 2am one more fucking time

I also opened the other one and saw some dialogue that made me go "uGH" out loud but it can live a bit longer I guess

okay I killed just the absolute worst one thanks for coming on this journey with me

I think I will grant myself inner peace by killing the ones I fucking hate and calling it good LOL

109 is a fuckload of fics. but also I kind of like having my progress as a writer visible. but also who cares. inventing struggles today.

Kind of want to trim down my AO3 some. There's only a couple of fics on there that I outright HATEEEE but a ton of them have like. proto-bram in them and I don't really care for them anymore. 🤔

buy product grey we haven't sold you enough product!!!!!!

dude every single day they're inventing some shit to be weird about. tell me why I just saw an article about how to fix "your eyebrow cowlick". who fucking cares LMAO

If I work really extremely hard tomorrow too I can escape the torment nexus and coast til the weekend. Maybe. 🫠

Probably spent at least six straight hours typing today for work. I’m so tired. 💀

James smokes weed in it I HAVE TO

I have to see it. I have to.

Seasonal Affective Disorder coming for me and my throat but we persevere.

Working on a chart I probably won’t post and came to a realization

tell me they’re touch starved without telling me they’re touch starved

I'm being paid to stay at home for this weather but I'm getting antsy about being cooped up hgjskdh. I don't even go out when it isn't snowing but I'm experiencing cabin fever for whatever reason.

I can't stop thinking about this. If we got got by the mystical world-eating Leviathan I wouldn't even be mad, that shit's sick as hell.

thrilled beyond words that the new Silent Hill movie is indeed dogshit but still not worse than Silent Hill 3D. god bless.

“TMI just means Tell Me Immediately”

okay me

Ughghgh it’s probably going to be a huge nothingburger (here) and just super cold, but between having seen how the last two went and having had my home flooded awhile back I’m so anxious about this shit.

This was every tree last time. They were literally cracking in half because of the weight. Power was out in some parts of the city for 5 days. Blease.

Bro can we abso-fucking-lutely not Texas Icepocalypse 3. Please. This only started happening after I moved here. Do I need to go back? I'll go back.