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Brian Wasson

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Sophomore Novel TWO TRUTHS AND A LIONEL (April ‘25, HarperCollins), SEVEN MINUTES IN CANDYLAND (2023). Dad. Husband. Tall guy

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tl;dr "Nice going on that A in double digit addition, you little prick."

12.11.2025 03:05 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a police officer is holding a small white dog and says how can that be profitable for frito-lay ALT: a police officer is holding a small white dog and says how can that be profitable for frito-lay
08.11.2025 04:38 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

To be fair, most of them are in their napalm era

17.10.2025 10:29 — 👍 15    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I found my literary agent through #DVPit years ago and now I'm a 2x published author! Take this as a sign to go ahead and PITCH! You never know what could happen!

08.10.2025 14:22 — 👍 9    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
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I Want You To Get The Word Out There That We Back Up The Wire GIF ALT: I Want You To Get The Word Out There That We Back Up The Wire GIF

3rd amendment stans right now

28.08.2025 23:57 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

“Privilege hires”

12.08.2025 00:03 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

R(a)e(a)gan ftw!!!

27.05.2025 19:37 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Thanks for the shout out!!

20.04.2025 01:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

and they said it couldn't be done

04.04.2025 18:24 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

😀🎉🍾

01.04.2025 23:26 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Cory Booker Slams Trump’s Policies in Marathon Senate Floor Speech The New Jersey senator criticized the president’s plans for Social Security, education and health care, saying the “nation is in crisis.” He was still speaking in the predawn hours.

Senator Cory Booker spoke in an all-night session on the Senate floor early Tuesday, in an effort to seize the national spotlight and criticize the Trump administration's policies for Social Security, education and health care. He was still speaking in the predawn hours.

01.04.2025 10:10 — 👍 2214    🔁 314    💬 105    📌 48

This is what authoritarian states do!! 😡

26.03.2025 18:39 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Great list! Thank you find adding TWO TRUTHS AND A LIONEL!!!

26.03.2025 16:22 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Jennie Garth everyone's favorite childhood crush obvi

24.03.2025 17:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Congratulations!!

21.03.2025 19:32 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Dear manager:
1. I went skydiving
2. I went Rocky Mountain climbing
3. I went 2.7 seconds on a bull named Fumanchu
4. And I loved deeper; And I spoke sweeter
5. And I gave forgiveness I'd been denying

23.02.2025 20:08 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Dear manager:
1. Off in the night, while you live it up, I'm off to sleep
2. Wagin' wars
3. To shape the poet
4. And the beat
5. I hope it's gonna make you notice ... someone like me

23.02.2025 20:01 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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#BookReview: Blacktop Wasteland Let me just say it: It was a great day when I finally read an S.A. Cosby book! I spent a lot of time looking for thrillers written by Black authors and clearly wasn't doing enough research to find the...

S.A Cosby really does not miss. Check out my review of Blacktop Wasteland :

www.wordsbyafia.com/post/bookrev... #booksky #blackbooksky #bookreviews

18.02.2025 13:25 — 👍 9    🔁 3    💬 1    📌 0

All his books are wonderful!!

18.02.2025 15:30 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

it was ... sarcasm?

12.02.2025 02:54 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

have some empathy. the kid can't choose his father Josh

12.02.2025 02:39 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Screech, I'm sorry to say

09.02.2025 17:18 — 👍 17    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Gas prices $2.89 a day before Trump tariffs. Clock it.

01.02.2025 18:08 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Ironically, my wife just took her first dose too today. she just told me they need to up her meds lol 😂

01.02.2025 18:06 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

*looks directly at camera* "unlike Agholor" 😂

01.02.2025 01:06 — 👍 17    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Quite possibly the funniest Halloween gag I’ve ever seen 🤣🤣🤣

30.01.2025 16:41 — 👍 43    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 2

Subject Line: ICYMI

"Hey, just following up..."

30.01.2025 02:12 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Can AI shoot 4 over par in a round of golf?

23.01.2025 03:45 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Price of eggs just went up a dollar to $9.99. This Trumpflation is crazy smh

20.01.2025 21:16 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Thank you! The cover artist is the supremely talented Erick Davila!

20.01.2025 16:35 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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