Fly D

A photo from lockdown.

Birthday 2020

I want to break up with alcohol completely by end of the 1st quarter of 2025. As much as going cold turkey 1/1 sounds appropriate, I know that won’t work for me.

Kendrick tickets secured ✅

Men need to understand telling us you been watching for years is creepy af. Like, a woman flattered by that needs therapy.

Happy, yet stressed. 🤷🏽‍♀️

I have nothing against plastic surgery. However, I will talk shit about BAD plastic surgery, which is an epidemic. Saying all that to say Porsha Williams’ body be BODYING all the plastic surgery girls.

My son and his wife both hitting my phone saying how good everything was & wanting to pick up more food. They can come get all of it.

My son commented on my abandoned almost full plate & said “you do that every holiday!” It just hit me that I really don’t like Thanksgiving/Christmas food. I’ve never needed to unbutton my pants after because I don’t eat that shit.

Smaller than usual amount of people-5 ppl, including me, for Thanksgiving. I still cooked like there was 10+. Gave away hella food & still have more than my solo living leftover hating ass can deal with. 😩

Being a parent is crazy. You help create this life and then worry about them forever.

Dear Drake, ran those Kendrick streams tf up today. Signed, GTFOWTBS

Me putting on whatever because my intuition said this was a 1st & last date.

Cooks! We ready for prep day tomorrow? Shredded all the cheese today. All the rest of the foolishness tomorrow.

Someone on this ferry smell like my dog’s farts. 🤮🤮🤮

He didn’t feed me, but wanted to keep the liquor flowing. Boy, I’m sharper than that.

I’m not getting in a Genesis getting impressed. Bruh, you’re older than me! You wilin’! I shouldn’t even be riding in a Genesis. What is that?? Judge if you wanna, but you gotta be on my level or above. I work hard for mine. 🤷🏽‍♀️

He got downgraded further because what kind of chicks are you dating???? Flip flops? Like, I haven’t owned those in a decade or so.

In addition..my wack date was so impressed by my fit. Because, according to him, the girls show up in slides & flip flops. Wtf is wrong with yall???

I put in a onesie aka a catsuit with some low boots and I’ve been hearing “you’re so dressed up” all day. The bar is in the basement. I’m dressed casually!

Cayute

Alla that

This!

On a date. Having a good time. This nigga is zero fuckable., though.

We need Yelp for dating.

🤣

a woman in a blue shirt is sitting in front of a bookshelf and making a funny face . ALT: a woman in a blue shirt is sitting in front of a bookshelf and making a funny face .

The tweet recycling that was all over threads has hit the sky.

In a response several hours after the news broke, a UMG rep told Variety: “The suggestion that UMG would do anything to undermine any of its artists is offensive and untrue. We employ the highest ethical practices in our marketing and promotional campaigns. No amount of contrived and absurd legal arguments in this pre-action submission can mask the fact that fans choose the music they want to hear.“

UMG, which distributes Drake's music, made a statement:

"No amount of contrived and absurd legal arguments in this pre-action submission can mask the fact that fans choose the music they want to hear." variety.com/2024/music/n...

nicki and drake are one in the same cause they only hated the machine when it started working for others and not them

"Bitch with him and some bitch in him, that's a lot of bitch"
~Kendrick Lamar