Brandi, Banjo, e Vino

Hot Girl Summer is over. Welcome to Witch Woman Autumn.

What an embarrassing time to be a white. Just kidding, it was always pretty embarrassing.

Give me knobs and buttons, or give me death!

Happy Hitler Shoots Himself In The Head day to all who celebrate. The 80th anniversary. May his ignominious end, with his body doused in petrol and burned by his last remaining loyalists, be a model for all tyrants.

Many voters view the Democratic Party as weak, and elite centrists want that to mean "too feminine" because they gender strength as masculine. But people view the party as weak because it so rarely fights for the values it claims to hold.

Bonobos form girl groups to fend off male aggression, study says Decades of observations in Congo lend support to the idea of a sisterhood where female bonobos band together to assert their power.

Female bonobos find strength in numbers, teaming up to fend off males in the wild, a new study finds.

Happy Hell of the North weekend to all who celebrate!

Paris-Roubaix 2025 women preview: Who can stop Kopecky completing the Flanders-Roubaix double? Rouleur takes a look at the favourites for the Hell of the North this Saturday

A look at the favourites for the Hell of the North this Saturday

“Because fuck you, that’s why”

An underrated national treasure.

I thought of this immediately after reading dude's post and I'm glad someone else did, too.

I'm dying, you have the best way with words. Your posts should be part of the National Archives. Thank you for existing.

I'm sure it works, but that's a lot of steps. I'd rather open a bag and get the egg, lol.

Disagree on the feelings of shame! All I feel when I eat those is joy that I don't have to suffer the peeling of a hardboiled egg.

It’s #Imbolc this weekend! Halfway between Yule and Ostara. Ways to observe, by The Hour of Witchery

Happy #Caturday to all who celebrate. #timelinecleanse #catsofbluesky

I've assembled a team of the most horrible perverts and criminals you've ever seen and we're going to fix this country

A true and beloved goober
#catsofbluesky

He is beauty, he is grace. 🪕

Feel free to zoom in on the beans. #BanjoTheCat

Peruvian food is 😙🤌🏼

La Mar, Bellevue, WA

A screenshot of Maggie Smith's "Good Bones" Life is short, though I keep this from my children. Life is short, and I’ve shortened mine in a thousand delicious, ill-advised ways, a thousand deliciously ill-advised ways I’ll keep from my children. The world is at least fifty percent terrible, and that’s a conservative estimate, though I keep this from my children. For every bird there is a stone thrown at a bird. For every loved child, a child broken, bagged, sunk in a lake. Life is short and the world is at least half terrible, and for every kind stranger, there is one who would break you, though I keep this from my children. I am trying to sell them the world. Any decent realtor, walking you through a real shithole, chirps on about good bones: This place could be beautiful, right? You could make this place beautiful.

Poetry Foundation not fucking around with today's poem of the day
www.poetryfoundation.org/poems/89897/...

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If you consider the observable values and policy positions... the only observable value of conservatism is greed.

is America becoming more greedy? insular? self serving?

Yes!

Classic PNW winter ❤️

#laterskeet Selections from NYE.