Melissa Kaercher

Whoever adopts Barkitecht better keep that name, because it's fucking brilliant.

I appreciate anything that gives Sam Rockwell a paycheck.

I dunno. Schadenfreude sure is delicious some days.

I’d be a lot more interested in the Olympics if every event had a random dog competitor.

Nazgûl heard there were rings at The Olympics and decided he wanted in on that action.

A wolf like dog running joyously on a snowy Olympic course on a sunny day

A wolf like dog running joyously on a snowy Olympic course on a sunny day. He is crossing the red finish line.

A wolf like dog running joyously on a snowy Olympic course on a sunny day. He is crossing the red finish line, as seen from the photo finish camera.

A wolf like dog running joyously on a snowy Olympic course on a sunny day. He is coming up fast behind two speed skaters, who are about to cross the finish line.

He even got a photo finish!

Very good dog invades course but falls short of medal glory at Winter Olympics A local dog has missed out on a historic medal at the Winter Olympics despite a lung-bursting stretch in the homestretch

Everything is horrible, except for Nazgûl the Dog deciding to crash the Olympics.

www.theguardian.com/sport/2026/f...

All of moviedom was so lucky to have Robert Duvall for so long.

If you're not re-watching Apocalypse Now tonight, I suggest The Seven-Per-Cent Solution: Sherlock Holmes meets Freud; hijinks ensue!

Bonus: Alan Arkin, Nicol Williamson, Charles Gray, Vanessa Redgrave, Laurence Olivier, Joel Grey.

Give it to meeeeeeee.

I hereby also endorse The Seven-Per-Cent Solution. Bonus: Alan Arkin as Freud, Nicol Williamson as Holmes, Charles Gray, Vanessa Redgrave, Laurence Olivier, Joel Grey. Absolute banger cast.

If they work out, I would be absolutely honored to have one! I’ll DM you.

If you know anyone who needs coverage for damages of Operation Metro Surge, this may be of interest:

2/16 DAY OUT FOR DEMOCRACY Monday, February 16 Stewart Park, Minneapolis Rally at 1:30 PM March at 2:00 PM Learn more & RSVP at AFL-CIO.mn/21626

Day Out for Democracy

1:30pm at Stewart Park

TOMORROW

@crobertcargill.bsky.social Please relay to Ethan that he is fucking amazing in Blue Moon and that a friend of yours didn't even recognize him for 35 minutes.

(Yes, it's good.)

Tonight, I just started watching Blue Moon (2025), because it came up on streaming and I vaguely remembered it was up for an Oscar or two and I couldn't remember who or why it was.

About 35 minutes in, I suddenly shouted to myself, "HOLY FUCK, THAT'S ETHAN HAWKE."

I had to recognize him by voice.

Well now I have an idea for my next party.

That jerk made us wait way too long, but oh that was a good day.

Oh yes, absolutely party.

Counter counter point: He won’t stop wanting crazy shit, even if we give it to him. But if we make noise about every little thing, it can at least show shit down.

I actually rather enjoyed it when I saw it at Fantastic Fest last year. Not perfect by any means, but fun.

YouTube video by Lee Mendelson Film Productions, Inc. Vince Guaraldi - earliest television recording of "Linus and Lucy"

Actual footage of Vince Guaraldi performing "Linus and Lucy". I'm gobsmacked that this exists, but utterly thrilled too. www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EMf...

AND I AM HERE FOR IT

An AM/PM pillbox with enough slots for an entire week of pills.

I would be dead from an overdose or underdose if it weren't for one of these.

No no, no excuses for snorting anything off toilet seats! The back of your hand is RIGHT THERE!

YouTube video by Comrade Tripp Minnesotan (5)

I love Comrade Tripp.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=5P1w...

We once believed Idiocracy was far-fetched.

The back of your hand is always RIGHT THERE!

If it were a very special toilet seat, like The Pope’s personal toilet seat, I might understand. Maybe.