The Lord’s Chicken ✡️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈

A YES on cloture is a YES for the bill.

Do not let anyone play games with you.

The guy blocking the door today is a literal South African Nazi employed by Musk.

Then how did he win the election? He isn’t doing anything he didn’t say he was going to do dozens of times on his campaign? Why must we pretend that Amerikkkans didn’t want this shit show? Who/what does that serve?

Anyone who pronounces Robot as “Row-BUTT” just know that it takes every fiber of restraint in my being to not punch you directly in your abominable cake hole.

MAGA be like:

The GOP is able to sell an extremely crappy message devastatingly well. If we have any hope of saving Democracy, we had better learn fast how to deliver a much better message in a way that resonates with the electorate.

They really suck at it, tho, and they’re not listening to criticism.

All of this.

Egg prices? Best I can do for you is dozens of completely illegal EOs that strip you of your civil rights and defund programs you depend on to live. You’re welcome; but my shit coin!

I only just recently ran into two ladies at work who aren’t in the hand basket to hell. It was encouraging, but you better believe we vented our rage.

While our enemies are playing chess our Fuhrer is playing Candy Crush and thinks he’s winning because he doesn’t know the game.

Nope. It must be about the preservation of Democracy and basic human decency. And cracking MAGA eggs.

That’s be a spectacular failure. By all means!

Brava!

It was never about eggs. It was always about turning back decades of blood soaked struggle for progress to appease white grievance.

And just like that, decades of progress is gone.

🎶 So I'm back to the velvet underground
Back to the floor that I love
To a room with some lace and paper flowers🎶

All he FO was that he can do whatever he wants and never suffer any real consequences. This is not a W.

Facebook screenshot of white letters on a blue background with snowflakes. Text reads: Golem, golem, golem, I made him out of clay, and when he's dry and ready, my enemies he'll slay!

Happy anniversary to this banger.

This really blew up. Can’t believe I’m defending Chris here, but this song’s lyrics were problematic when it was released. We venerated it anyway for its effect in raising money. Even some of the artists admit it was thrown together in a way that was less than ideal.

No, I caught that part even then. I was 9. I found it odd that people who don’t think it rains in Africa should accuse others of being “out of touch.”

You do know it rains in Africa (there was a much better song before this disaster about it) and rivers do actually flow there?

I was at least aware at 9 y/o when it came out that “Where nothing ever grows, no rain or rivers flow” didn’t describe the geography of Africa. I remember asking my mother what they meant by it and she was like, “I don’t know.” Autism’s a bitch. I really wanted to like it, but that ruined it for me.

Hear HEAR!

OMG, the FBI was doing … it’s job?!?!?! How dare they send people to watch a situation threatening national security?!?!?

Happy Holidays! 🤣🤣🤣

Very helpful!

Tonight on “Is he lying or just stupid?”