Craig

Just watched Scream 7... all in all, a marked improvement on 6... however, since 4 the reveals have been poor and this is no exception. I enjoyed the characters, there are some genuinely shocking deaths, and I think it did justice to the overall lore.

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Every four years I become a curling super fan and honestly, it's the best time! That was such a good game. Guaranteed silver medal on Saturday. I love nerdy curling men. I love Bruce Mouat.

F*ck me! That may have been the best shot I've ever seen in curling. 🥌 that made me fancy Bruce Mouat so much.

That little Swiss brunette curler is the cutest Olympian.

F*ck it, I'm having a wine and cupcakes... I'm 40 in six days, so blah!

That ANTM docu-series is the most pointless thing ever. It's just a rehash of things people already know about the show. It is basically away for people to sh*t on Tyra Banks - warranted or not - honestly, read the Wikipedia pages instead.

Nigel Barker is still fit though.

Like, this isn't just 'stunt work'. This is 'timing, timing, timing'. Amazing. I've watched this like 45 times. Jaw meet floor.

I had a cold like three weeks ago, and I learned, at a that point, that I have a dominant nostril. Lives were changed.

Some of the stunts Juicy Love Dion did in that lip sync will stay with me forever. Nino Coco being the fashion queen of the season stuns me. Darlene Mitchell is Miss Congeniality. Athena Dion getting the 'villain edit' is feeding me. #DragRace

This is a hill I will die on. Bruce Mouat needs to be protected at all costs. Wrap that man in cotton wool. That sweet, lovely, has eyes that stare into my soul, man.

(Obvs Jen Dodds is the MVP, but still...)

Urgh! American sports fans are literally the worst. You're in a f*cking curling arena not the Super Bowl. Go home you uncouth d*ckheads.

Gosh that last end was stressful. Bruce Mouat is adorable.

Ohhh I just love the curling 🥌... all the guys are just cute little nerds that are cute and nerdy, and I want one.

I'm so excited for the Winter Olympics to properly get started. It's just fundamentally better than the Summer Olympics. 🥌

I love how we've all accepted, as a single human conscious, that the Muppets are immortal living beings.

Oh, how absolutely heartbreaking 💔

Sorry, I just live here now

So... we all want to see the wedding video with the dance right? That's not me being weird?

The people have to know what the people want to know.

I do NOT like this liquid bubble update. How can I change it back! 😭

I mean, this IS Daphne!!!

Kaitlin Olsen in High Potential, dressed in a purple ensemble, with hair that seems to lean towards ginger. Cute.

So, if 'they' did an 'adult Scooby Doo' series, I'm suggesting Kaitlin Olsen as Daphne. This look on #HighPotential is screaming cast me. 👀

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My 2025 highlights 🤣

At least a giant slap across the face 😂

I think I speak for everyone when I say 'I'm happy they're not doing two murder cover ups in two years'. Excellent choice. #EastEnders

It's nice to see some form of recognition for this song - even if it's just a little poll. Easily my favourite song/album of the year.

A picture of 15 bottles of alcohol on a table. A mix of white and rosé wine, cava, and champagne.

Ahhh good old fashioned Christmas wine delivery... just like grandma used to have.

One person will drink these over the course of four days. Good luck to him...It's me... I am him.

Got to the dentist and the automated doors didn't work. One of the three receptionists opened the door. I walk towards the desk and say 'looks like I don't have a soul'... nothing. Not even a chortle. Damn Gen Zs.

Picture of a pair of converse high top shoes, in silver and a red ribboned design, made to look like a can of Diet Coke.

I just cannot help myself. I mean look how pretty they are. And slimming too because, you know, Diet Coke.

I was getting settled to watch Saturday Kitchen but Olly (Night)Murs is the guest. Less than one minute in and he's screamed. Switched right off. I just cannot stand that man.

Just catching up with yesterday and today's #EastEnders ... the biggest shock is that Harry is short for Harrison and not Henry or Harold...