Caffy

I’ve been pure tensed up with stress and I’ve given myself lockjaw 😂

I was the same today with her girls I’m hoping she’s still with us I didn’t know what to say to her girls but she grabbed my finger when I was holding her hand talking to her 🩷🩷

I’m heartbroken but more so for my mates two daughters losing their gorgeous mum, never been to see anybody on their last day until today and I’m completely broken, put me life into perspective family and loved ones are all that matter

Life can be so cruel 💔

Well you’re not trying to flirt so you’d probably win cos they prob took pity on how seriously I was taking the arm wrestle with the spooky eye contact

We only say that on Twitter this is a safe space 😂

Absolutely I don’t care what anyone wears unless he’s me fella 😂

There’s too many people on the other it’s so peoplely always someone wanting a bite

Awww shakes 🥺 thats made me feel sad but I’m glad I was supportive 🥹 I love being everyone’s rock even tho I’m built like a marshmallow x

Can’t explain it but it feels safer on here 😂

I’m inspired when it comes to makeup & fashion I just struggle to find the time 😂

I made the last two fellas I went on dates with have me an arm wrestle and won them both and they still wanted to know me, always assert dominance

Same but it’s impressive how much worse it can get

I get on with crack users more than I get on with regular people yeno, like our personalities gel so much better because I’m on their wavelength even tho I don’t smoke crack 😂😂😂😂

I’ve just vomited it in the sink cos I touched wet food

I’ve already cancelled me ma

Nah once we have a bevy you’ll understand why I’m scared to go out I’ll ruin all our lives 😂😂😂

That’s it

One night out for me means a everything is cancelled week ahead though I suffer because I’m feral and don’t know when I’ve had enough so I’m best of drinking wine on me couch and making drunk TikTok’s x

Had a babysitter to go out tonight and on a Monday the feeling hits but when Friday comes it’s like 🥱 I love being at home far too much might get my hot tub out 😂

Went in the Aldi for smoked salmon an protein bagels whoops

Some lad was offering to send me £200 the other week to give him tips on how to dress like a girl and I just thought imagine this was my son and give him free advice 😂

I don’t take money off them no more feel like they’re not well

Feels weird posting on here I feel to open to socials, even though most Twitter users will probably know very personal things anyway such as when I’m on my period etc