@itsaudreyp.bsky.social
No woman, no cry Tech π©πΎβπ» Plants πͺ΄ Dogs π Rattlers ππ§‘π SALT in my grits!
The number of time I asked my momma to make this like her momma made it and it never quiiiiitttte hit π
22.11.2025 23:07 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Fortune πΈπΎ
22.11.2025 23:06 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Iβm so tired.
21.11.2025 01:39 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Today my ring asked me if I wanted to stretch my legs. I was on my walkingpad 1.6 miles inπ«
21.11.2025 00:28 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0i purposely wear my watch on my non dominant wrist and somehow still closed my exercise ring while crocheting. this is why i take those metrics with a grain of salt.
21.11.2025 00:18 β π 0 π 1 π¬ 0 π 1Welcome!!! Itβs a good time over here!
20.11.2025 01:10 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Co-sign
When I met my (work) team in person they told me they thought Iβd be much taller
I checked in at 5β3β πΈπΎ
This is the answer
16.11.2025 05:25 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Itβs because they are having fun
Some say their elementary school
Some say Drip University
That young man did not unalive himselfβ¦
07.11.2025 01:54 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I had the time of my life in Italy and have visited more than once. In fact, itβs my pfp.
Food is A1, people were kind, and Iβm blackity black.
That said, my next several international trips will be to the continent. And thatβs on that.
β1st mommaβ is diabolical πππ
23.10.2025 02:01 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Evergreen sentiment
19.10.2025 03:04 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Mine got one with the grinch in a Santa costume for christmas. Itβs popping at doggie day care for real π«
18.10.2025 19:49 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Every weekend I wonder where this Daisy budget comes from bc canβt be this much marketing budget in dairy
18.10.2025 16:39 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0:31 with the extra snap.
But any excuse to hit play on this one works for me
One thing about autocorrect is that it is a vibe killer
*NOW
No who Iβm iyahhh
13.10.2025 21:24 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Iβm exhausted
12.10.2025 01:37 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Good night good sir lmaoooooo
07.10.2025 03:30 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Happened so many times that I gave it up completely
Mocktail mami reporting for duty π«
Zackly
04.10.2025 10:56 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Let me head to my local used bookstore, chileβ¦
01.10.2025 15:21 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Most. Importantly.
26.09.2025 12:43 β π 3 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0This. Itβs quite disturbing
25.09.2025 22:16 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Points were made
25.09.2025 15:11 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Indeed. What a time to be alive.
25.09.2025 15:10 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The computer and the internet shoulda stayed in the computer room and dassit.
25.09.2025 15:08 β π 3 π 2 π¬ 0 π 2Yikes.
And thanks for doing the work I wasnβt willing to - and find context.
