I'm honestly embarrassed that I took time away from watching the Liverpool match on Sunday to watch men's Olympic hockey. 🤦
24.02.2026 17:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I'm honestly embarrassed that I took time away from watching the Liverpool match on Sunday to watch men's Olympic hockey. 🤦
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I feel like screaming.
Like... Most of the time.
So.. what's everyone wearing to the civil war today? I've used all my good outfits already and trying to come up with a new one for president buttfuck's visit..
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Keeping it real
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One of the best things I’ve read in a while:
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The inside of my pool door this morning.. #coachlife #fuckitscold
26.01.2026 14:39 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0That sunrise tho... #dsm
30.12.2025 15:29 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“Remember, if you lose a sock in the dryer, it comes back to life as a Tupperware lid that doesn't fit on any of your containers.” 🤫🤣😉
10.11.2025 17:21 — 👍 536 🔁 59 💬 23 📌 2
I um.. forgot to post last week.. but I'm back! 😁
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My 9yo: I think the dog has step-on-mytosis.. cause he keeps stepping on my toes.
06.11.2025 21:55 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0My brain tripped and fell into a trauma hole this morning and while spiraling can be cute sometimes, it wasn't really what I had in mind for my Friday. So that's... neat. I guess.
17.10.2025 23:16 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0We don't. It's a best of 3 situation. Right? Is that how those work?
17.10.2025 16:01 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0My stomach is growling so aggressively. Like calm down girl, I fed you yesterday!
17.10.2025 15:58 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A little light reading for your Friday. 😊
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Oh, that's the worst. 😔
15.10.2025 02:07 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Money talks? No. Money screams. It screams and screams and screams until it drowns out the truth.
12.10.2025 18:43 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Oh, thank heavens.
11.10.2025 19:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0We're still making fun of cyber trucks, right?
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POV: your kids work in restaurants and these are your 'tupperware' now.
08.10.2025 18:36 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Hm?
08.10.2025 16:01 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I only talk about my period a little bit. Promise.
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Sometimes, when I'm deep in the pain of my period, I just want to cuddle up to my husband and be comforted. But I don't, because I start to feel bad that he's not going to 'get anything out of it'. And that's how deep the patriarchal lessons of male entitlement have rooted in my psyche.
07.10.2025 13:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I have to say... Finally having a cool, rainy day has made me so happy that I'm sad the day is almost over..
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Last night's book haul. 🥰
05.10.2025 16:53 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Who managed to eek out a post at the end of the week? THIS GUY.
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When you let your brain wander too deep into the rabbit hole of all the ways you feel like a disappointment and it turns your Thursday into a Big Sad day...
02.10.2025 15:25 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0People are freaking weird..
28.09.2025 13:46 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0When I saw the ICE statement, I was like... Wow. They were so quick in fabricating a story to fit their narrative.
26.09.2025 23:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Words cannot express how angry I am, how scary this is, that this man was detained for protecting our kids by not allowing access to them, AT MY DAUGHTER'S HIGHSCHOOL.
26.09.2025 19:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
There will be no milkshakes in my yard.
I'm lactose intolerant.