I was so fucking excited to stream tonight for the first time in months but my internet just completely fucked itself and shat the bed entirely into the realm of unusable. My 500mbps became 5 before crashing to 0 and then went back and forth between these till my stream just crashed...

Someone please tell me when these geriatric, money hungry, waste of fucking SKIN AND OXYGEN get a BlueSky account so I can AIR MY GRIEVANCES!!! I would call their support hotline but the last lady I spoke to about my modem not working at all gave me attitude for saying "no, it is not working."

The only feedback I could give this terrible excuse for an internet "provider" (in quotes because they barely PROVIDE THE INTERNET AT ALL!!!) is to GO AWAY and let an actually competent ISP run some lines so these people in my town can GET ON WITH THEIR LIVES!!!

SO, to tally up: I have cable I do not use (it has been 3 months and I have yet to watch TV), slower speeds, and utterly terrible and unreliable ping, all for MORE MONEY!!!

I asked my property manager if I could not pay for cable and just get an internet plan and they straight up told me no, my only option was to upgrade to a higher tier bundle but I am required to have their cable.

Firstly, I am REQUIRED, thanks to a contract they have with my HOA, to buy a $90 bundle from Spectrum that includes 500mb speeds and a cable package with about 1000 channels I will never use.

I have never hated a service more in my entire life then #SpectrumInternet
I used to live in an apartment with AT&T Fiber. It was $80 a month with auto-pay and got me consistent1gig speeds.
Recently, I moved to a new town that is SPECTRUM ONLY and I have NEVER FELT MORE ROBBED!!!

Question for the nerds; do you guys think that people with the power to "tell the future" in games and shit can see the future and figure out how to interject and change it? Or do they see the future and they also see the way that they WILL intervene and just do the thing they saw themselves do?

Bush***

@landfall.se I was playing Peak on my stream, super duper fun BTW, and discovered a flying push in the sky. Is this...lore?

Anyway, YouTube videos are being uploaded again. There should be a new video uploaded today at the usual 3pm. I'm also uploaded the season finale of the podcast soon but more details about that coming soon.

I think the worst part about trying to get into content creation is that feeling of being left behind and you dont know why. Seeing your YouTube videos and podcast episodes get 0 attention while a grown man wearing a toilet seat covered in fake poop gets 1k+ viewers is really disheartening.

Important clarification: I must be able to order it BY NAME, with NO explanation by me, for it to count as a "Secret Menu." If I have to order by saying like "can I please get a 5-layer burrito but substitute the cheese for guacamole" then it's NOT A SECRET MENU, it's just a SUBSTITUTION!!!

If it cannot be purchased from a restaurant with regular human money with no additional construction efforts by me, the consumer, then it DOES NOT COUNT AS A SECRET MENU! At that point, it's just a damn weekend renovation project.

Anyway, happy Sunday or whatever, I'm making potatoes.

Now people are like "hey man, have you tried the McDongus on the McDonald's Secret Menu?! It is so good! So all you have to do is order 4 McChickens and a McDouble and nuggets and then put the McChickens inside the McDouble with the nuggets!" Motherfuckers THAT IS JUST ORDERING MULTIPLE FOODS!!!

In-N-Out had an actual Secret Menu where if you asked for certain things in certain ways, you could get food not normally listed in the menu, like animal fries and shit. Now they just have that shit listed online but it WAS a true secret menu.

It has to be said; It does NOT COUNT as a "Secret Menu Item" if you have to order SEPARATE FOODS and ASSEMBLE IT YOURSELF!!! "Dude, you should try the secret menu Pie McFlurry! It's where you buy an apple pie and a mcflurry and dip the pie in the ice cream." THAT IS LITERALLY JUST PIE IN ICECREAM!!!

Important clarification: I must be able to order it BY NAME, with NO explanation by me, for it to count as a "Secret Menu." If I have to order by saying like "can I please get a 5-layer burrito but substitute the cheese for guacamole" then it's NOT A SECRET MENU, it's just a SUBSTITUTION!!!

If it cannot be purchased from a restaurant with regular human money with no additional construction efforts by me, the consumer, then it DOES NOT COUNT AS A SECRET MENU! At that point, it's just a damn weekend renovation project.

Anyway, happy Sunday or whatever, I'm making potatoes.

Hey everyone, quick update on podcast episodes: I had to take an unplanned pause as I am currently job hunting and I just don't have the time rn. I have not abandoned the project; I just did an interview with an indie dev which should be up in a few weeks. Super sorry for the break!!! 🖤🖤🖤

Hi to everyone that found me from Twitter and followed me here. I am super very bad at using social media (stares at most recent Instagram photo bein two months old) but I will TRY MY BEST!!!

I mean, any visual effects like captions and stuff would be cool but I can't ask for that much effort from someone for nothing but the promise of future pay. I have some music I like to use for the end of videos for the title card but that's a my side thing.

If you're seriously, I'd love to dm you!

Honestly, I just wanna cut the 3 hour vods down to like 20-30 minute videos of just the funny/interesting shiz that I can upload to YouTube.

This is an incredibly stupid and brainless idea but screw it; I want to edit my VODs down to roughly 20 minute videos that I can upload. Problem is, I don't have the time or patience and can't hire anyone. Is anyone willing to work with me with the promise of full pay if the channel takes off?

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How many posts can I make in a row before @bsky.app sends me a DM asking if I need to speak with a licensed counselor or if I need help connecting with link minded individuals? I swear I have friends, I'm just bored waiting for a meeting to start! I AM TOTALLY FINE HAHAHAhelpmeHAHAHA

My beautiful, lovely, sweet baby cat Pewter (a 12 year old maine-coon/siberian mix that came as a package deal with my partner) has to be the single dumbest creature I have ever met. He yanks his food ball around the floor, spilling everywhere, cause he wants the food that spilled under the holder.