── ☆ HAZEL.

Hmmmmm. I'm not sure about three. Guess you'll have to prove it, hon.

Woah, really?

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❝I am 𝑫𝒊𝒂𝒏𝒂 𝒐𝒇 𝑻𝒉𝒆𝒎𝒚𝒔𝒄𝒊𝒓𝒂, last of the amazons, daughter of Circe, princess of Hell, witch of the wild isle. And you will not have this world while I still draw breath!❞
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Heya, hon.

Missed me? I missed you, baby.

And I thought I was the Ice Queen.

Well, they'll get you hired, right?

Those job agencies.

You oughta try one of them agencies.

How does her being pregnant make you tired?

Like, how?

Could be. You've earned it.

Oh, *tooootally*. You wanna look at the wildlife? There's some suuuuper pretty birds.

Admiring the waterfall, because you can appreciate the transient beauty of this small green jewel of an Earth?

Watch it.

Sorry I vanished I was too busy touching grass and, like, connecting with nature.

Oh yeah? And how would she go about that?

It's not such a bad idea . . .

I hope not.

What if it's deadly?

Isn't it, like, beautiful?

Got a lot better with you in the picture, honey pie.

Sure did. I'm their latest in a long line of carefully crafted designer companion bots. I can be faster, smarter, funnier and a *whole lot* sexier too, if I wanna be.

What about you? You're not like anything I've seen before.

Huh. You're not Empathix.

I must be *dreaming*...

Little bit of both, sugar. Now where have *you* been hiding?

hey yourself, hon.

These really are the end times.

I made him have a bath.

Diamonds are a robot's best friend. Unrelated, check out my new shoes!