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The Same People Who Predicted a Snyder Fan Meltdown Are Now Making Excuses For Superman's Underperformance, Blaming The Box Office For Being "Bad At Math"

​In A Bizarre Display Of Hypocrisy, Fans Who'd Accept A CGI Robert Downey Jr. As Tony Stark Say The Snyderverse Is Also "Dead Forever," Just Hours After "Shitting Their Pants Over Michael Bay News"

​Kevin Feige Reportedly Fired Beau DeMayo After Mistakenly Donating To His "Charity For X-Men," Which Was Actually His OnlyFans.

In a Humiliating Twist, Fans Who Called the Superman Leaked Script "Fake Ragebait" Are Now Using Math to Justify Why Its August 26 Release Date Is a "Genius" Move.

​​Scientists Find Fans Who Want A Superman/Reeves Batman Merger Reportedly Also Enjoy Making A Milkshake With Ketchup And Mustard

He makes his movies without giving a shit what people think. I dig that.

Christopher Nolan’s The Odyssey Wraps Filming; Director Celebrates with 30-Minute Speech on Escaping “Capeshit” Industry

James Cameron Confirms He’s Making Avatar Sequels “Solely to Prove Cultural Relevancy One Billion Dollars at a Time”

Youtuber Grace Randolph woke up late for work after a night of partying and booze

Confused Gunn Fans Demand ‘The Batman Part II’ Be Renamed ‘The Brave and the Bold’ So Superman Can Smile in the Background; Matt Reeves Reportedly Responds by Turning Off His Phone

The Wolverine (2013)
Starring: Hugh Jackman, Hiroyuki Sanada
#TheWolverine
I like it even better than Logan. What did you think

Leaked: James Gunn’s Notes on The Batman 2 Demand "Adorable Robin," More Yelling, Ace the Bathound, a Spaceship and Batman To Get Beat Up Once Per Scene

Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga (2024)
Starring: Anya Taylor-Joy, Chris Hemsworth
#FuriosaAMadMaxSaga
Good replay value?

‘Superman’ Triumphs at Box Office, Becomes Highest-Grossing 2025 DC Movie Where Hero Wears Cape, Has A Dog and Says “Hope”

Michael Bay to Reboot Transformers, Causing Sudden Spike in Nervous Sweating Among James Gunn Fans

The Hunger Games (2012)
Starring: Jennifer Lawrence, Josh Hutcherson
#TheHungerGames
Any fans?

Allegiant (2016)
Starring: Shailene Woodley, Theo James
#Allegiant
Did you like this one?

DC’s “Gods and Monsters” Plan Evolves Into Just ‘More Super-Family’; Fan Liver Health Now Officially Endangered, Experts Warn

DC’s 2-Films-a-Year Plan Exposed as Math Error — Gunn’s Output So Slow, Reeves Might Finish a Trilogy First

Black Panther (2018)
Starring: Chadwick Boseman, Michael B. Jordan
#BlackPanther
What did you think?

James Gunn Reportedly Unhappy Being Presented as an Equal to Matt Reeves at Zaslav’s “Used Car Emporium” Conference

After Being Declined Batman, James Gunn Brings Composite Superman to Guardians of Metropolis 10

James Gunn to Remake Guardians for the 8th time, This Time with More Capes and Even More Shouting Family Members

Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes (2024)
Starring: Owen Teague, Freya Allan
#KingdomOfThePlanetOfTheApes
Give me your opinion.

Predator (1987)
Starring: Arnold Schwarzenegger, Carl Weathers
#Predator
What did you like/dislike?

Warner Bros Greenlights Super-Family Movie Based on Jor-El’s Galactic Breeding Plan; “It’s for Kids,” Studio Insists

Superman Fans Seek Financial Clarity on Inflation from YouTuber Filming Next to Water Heater

DC's Latest Pretend Success Strategy: Super-Family movie—now featuring a Chinese cousin and a French exchange student—in a bold attempt to flop just slightly less than Superman.

​David Zaslav Tries To Sell WB To A Buyer Through The Trades, Promising, "It Was Only Driven On Sundays"

Grok AI Reportedly Now The World's Most Powerful Tool For Validating The Delusions Of Fans Who Think Superman Was A Hit