Man Of Pee

idk, I really wish I could be nonchalant and not give a fuck about how i'm perceived, but i'm so fucking hung up on this shit. i am so self conscious at all fucking times. it's hard to not have the blaring "you're worthless and your friends would be better off without you around you pessimistic fuck

august 2011 was the last time I actually tried to kms, i've made it pretty damn far, doesn't mean the thought doesn't enter my head at least once a day

"The Reviews Are In", "(Where Did) N.T.S.B. Fuckin’ Go", "Having a Random Encounter with Lord Wurm in Recycled, to have him Babble Something Insane and Give you an S Rank Quest", "That Guy From Anal Cunt Neither Feared Or Respected That Escalator", "The Ritual Is Underway"

"Effortless Urination of Bright Yellow Pee-Pee", "I Have A VHS Collection Instead of a Personality", "Hanging out in the Alley Behind J&J’s with a bunch of Stupid Fucking Metalheads Listening to Celtic Frost", "Telling Pantera Fans the South Won’t Rise Again"

"Razorbumps is playing Cochella; thats the joke", "Where does Target keep their Noise Tables?", "Hey, the Firefly Jayne Replica hat stays on during sex Okay???", "Gun dudes that can’t cum unless their wife named Cindy is holding a Glock 7 Gen 3 to their bald spot"

Truthfully, other "bit" Infernal Legions of Mordor songs could go here such as: "Hey You Missed Our Set", "Because, Life Without Class, Isn't Life Worth Living", "Rushing To The Defense Of Hypebeast Death Metal Bands", "Remember when you said punk would be great again under Trump? You lied to me."

Cancerian Moon-Full Eclipse & Human Transmutation
Reeking Nightshade-It Was Always There
Infernal Legions of Mordor-Save a Telecaster, Kill Your Local Indie Rocker & A Great Wizard, Ripping a Fat Bowl to Steely Dan

A scan of a photobooth photo I took when I was 21. Another life

found out a while back a casual acquaintance I know uses Chat GBT to write his texts and I finally roasted him to his face about how fucking stupid he is for that today

oof

-Seeing Bolt Thrower at Chaos in Tejas
-The amount of times I saw Full of Hell play house shows
-Seeing Parquet Courts at Gloves on NYE 2013
-Chat Pile on my 29th birthday
-Being Paid to film Brainbombs in NYC

Art in question m'lordt

All of the art (and the themes but mostly the art) remind me of this paperback by Robert R. McCammon called Swan Song. Are y'all aware of it or fans? I know Ray at least knows of the author.

whoever brought the plague unto my house and is making me miss this weekend, i'm going to kick yer ass

One of my favorite bands (Coroner) just dropped their first new song in 30 years and I didn't hate it

MILIM (Man I Love Iron Maiden)

In 2017, I'm at Windhorse Tattoo in KCMO getting a tattoo by my friend Danni. The person with the aux put on Number of the Beast by Iron Maiden. when the title track dropped, the entire studio was pumping their fists and singing along with the chorus. That's what I think of when I hear that song now

I say this 160-ish tapes into a 300 VHS order for probably the craziest band i've gotten to work for yet

something i find immensely satisfying is all the vhs tapes popping out at the same time at the end of a batch

hearing about my OPP is advocating for generative Ai really is the icing on the cake man. Of course the thief would use the thief software

today I realized that if I just throw the bowling ball instead of rolling it i play better

When the MI swings into the "lets get shit done" end, I feel powerful.

Yes am I now 32? Fuck you I still want to engage in critter mode on a Tuesday Night

All my rowdy friends have settled down, but it's about how no one wants to go fuck around with a shopping cart on a Tuesday night with me.

When I say "bitches be shopping" I mean I spent the better part of two days and several hundred miles hitting yard sales along a lonely north texas highway

i am bitches, and i was yardsaling

You & colton are doing the lord's work in terms of media preservation

chief complaint with Braums is they aren't open later

Psychedelic Nightmare by Church Whip is deranged Florida Man take on Black Metal. Cut out bin, punk-adjacent music from 2009-2013 is always going to hit for me. Ruin The Vision is probably top tier intros to a record for me.